# Welcome to our newest member...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547 "2003-04-09T14:25:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/1 "2003-04-09T14:25:32Z")

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[ColdfireIsFuckingSlut](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=33748)!

Hmm…

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/2 "2003-04-09T14:29:23Z")

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That’s just Coldy, trying to advertise…

tsk tsk

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/3 "2003-04-09T14:32:08Z")

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I’m certainly not a moderator, but my opinion would be to hold off on this until they can completely get rid of the guy. Giving him more forums and an audience probably isn’t the best idea right now.

[sub]If you guys need me, I’ll be in the corner pulling this stick out of my ass.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/4 "2003-04-09T14:32:08Z")

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You should have seen the member before him: [ColdfireIsCunt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=33747).

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/5 "2003-04-09T14:32:08Z")

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Where the hell do these people come from?

He’s probably just jealous of the fact **Coldie** scores so much more than him!

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/6 "2003-04-09T14:33:56Z")

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"Advertising! "

\<Ding\>

Hey, you all seen this great new idea over at Fathom …

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/7 "2003-04-09T14:44:30Z")

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Damn lascivious Dutchmen…

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/8 "2003-04-09T14:49:24Z")

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WHY won’t he move to Chicago

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**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/9 "2003-04-09T14:51:50Z")

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Heh, you know what they say:

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery…

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/10 "2003-04-09T14:56:09Z")

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He **does** have a peachy email addy “[ColdFiresHom0@hotmail.com](mailto:ColdFiresHom0@hotmail.com)”

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/11 "2003-04-09T14:58:36Z")

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packers suck

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/12 "2003-04-09T15:00:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*packers suck \*\*

Oh come now, that was gratuitous!

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/13 "2003-04-09T15:02:02Z")

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If I’m to be known for anything, I’d like to to be gratuitousness

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/14 "2003-04-09T15:02:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\*Oh come now, that was gratuitous! \*\*

and suckers pack!

???

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/15 "2003-04-09T15:08:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*packers suck \*\*

Do you kiss your dog with that mouth?

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/16 "2003-04-09T15:17:19Z")

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Are the other Mods burning with jealousy over **Coldfire’s** big lead in crazy as a loon stalker types?

Oh, and indeed, the Packers do in fact suck.

😛

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/17 "2003-04-09T15:22:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by S. Mussberger \*  
> \*\*Heh, you know what they say:
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> Imitation is the greatest form of flattery… \*\*

And what does Irritation connote?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/18 "2003-04-09T15:26:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*If I’m to be known for anything, I’d like to to be gratuitousness \*\*

So, how _YOU_ doin’?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/19 "2003-04-09T15:28:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*And what does Irritation connote? \*\*

Flamery?

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**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/167547/20 "2003-04-09T15:28:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*And what does Irritation connote? \*\*

And what does Irritation connote?

[Freud]  
Ah, yez, sehr interesting. A young anally retentive man with incontinent problemz zat haz difficulty with expressing hiz appreciation for another male.

Due to his insecurity, deriving from his pet fish biting him at an age of four, he must exprezz his love through mockery and e-mail addyz. [/Freud]

My best guess at least…

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