# Welcome to our newest member
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [November 11, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272 "2017-11-11T01:19:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/1 "2017-11-11T01:19:57Z")
I’m amused to discover at the very bottom of the main page there’s a small-type notice “Welcome to our newest member.”
At this moment our newest member is **zdgshfdtjh** – who’s already been banned and sent to the cornfield.
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/2 "2017-11-11T02:17:59Z")
And now it’s **xfhhjtrfxjtr** that is our current newest member.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/3 "2017-11-11T02:25:57Z")
The name, like so many others, sounds like an epileptic cat walked across the keyboard.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/4 "2017-11-11T02:31:09Z")
Somewhere, there are boards populated by members who are taken in by the stratagems we see employed by spammers.
And that’s _depressing_.
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/5 "2017-11-11T03:07:59Z")
Welcome to our newest member, **zdgshfdh**
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/6 "2017-11-11T03:39:30Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> Welcome to our newest member, **zdgshfdh**
Would that be the child of **zdgshfdtjh**?
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/7 "2017-11-11T03:50:35Z")
> [@kunilou](#):
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> Would that be the child of **zdgshfdtjh**?
No, same epileptic cat–his name is, “Socks.”
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/8 "2017-11-11T04:47:38Z")
And if the mods can trick him into saying his name backwards, he’s banished to the 5th dimension, where the rest of the banned live.
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### Author:  [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/9 "2017-11-11T06:45:46Z")
And I’d like to welcome our newest newest member **ghytuz**. I hope he has at least the wit and wisdom that zdgshfdh brings to the board.
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/10 "2017-11-11T13:12:37Z")
I had some hope for **wofulum**. But he’s streaming Argentina v. Russia, which is only a friendly, so… :dubious:
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/11 "2017-11-11T15:59:17Z")
> [@Superdude](#):
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> And if the mods can trick him into saying his name backwards, he’s banished to the 5th dimension, where the rest of the banned live.
Actually, they’re sent to the Cornfield.
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/12 "2017-11-11T17:38:44Z")
And now we have **xilazowif**
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/13 "2017-11-11T18:18:54Z")
> [@kunilou](#):
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> I’m amused to discover at the very bottom of the main page there’s a small-type notice “Welcome to our newest member.”
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> At this moment our newest member is **zdgshfdtjh** – who’s already been banned and sent to the cornfield.
Hello and goodbye. Don’t forget to write.
Oh, wait a minute!
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/14 "2017-11-11T19:27:30Z")
Now it’s **zaboziv**.
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### Author:  [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/15 "2017-11-11T20:19:08Z")
And now… **eBethD**!
Oh wait, that could be a legit new poster. Welcome Beth (I think…)
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/16 "2017-11-11T20:20:51Z")
> [@Colibri](#):
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> Actually, they’re sent to the Cornfield.
Yes, but I don’t often get the chance to use a Mr Mxpltic joke
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/17 "2017-11-11T21:25:34Z")
> [@Superdude](#):
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> Yes, but I don’t often get the chance to use a Mr Mxpltic joke
I got it. [**Mr Mxyzptlk**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) actually is a member in good standing, although he hasn’t posted since 2003.
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/18 "2017-11-11T22:13:53Z")
Hey, we’re getting new drug names stolen as usernames!
j/k
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/19 "2017-11-11T23:54:16Z")
And now we have **vcxbhfdrfds**.
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### Author:  [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/801272/21 "2017-11-12T00:12:07Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> And now we have **vcxbhfdrfds**.
Useful for hemorrhoids.
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