# Welcome to our newest member... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484 "2001-11-20T22:51:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/21 "2001-11-21T15:08:26Z")
::: rubs hands together ::: Oo. New blood. \ Excellent. \ Oops - did I say that in my loud voice? Err… move along, nothing to see here. (Welcome Luna! Good to have ya here. Come sit by me, and I’ll explain to you the joys of working for the Scylla New World Order as a member of the Happy Fun Squad…) ::: sees Medea’s Child running towards her ::: ::: leans over to Luna ::: We’ll talk later. Gotta run. ::: looks over her shoulder and RUNS before Medea can go for her throat… :::: ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/22 "2001-11-21T15:12:09Z")
And **Luna Child** ’s welcome-wagon turns into another flirt-fest. What is she gonna think of us…? 😃 Welcome, **Luna Child** , come on in, the insanity’s fine! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/23 "2001-11-21T15:23:43Z")
:eek: Sorry, **iampunha** , did I give away your plan? I gotta stop doing that!!! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/24 "2001-11-21T15:26:02Z")
If your sister, who happens to be one of my _absolute favorite_ posters, says you’re cool, then you’re definitely a friend of mine. Good luck on the boards, **Luna** , and have a blast! MR ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/25 "2001-11-21T15:37:36Z")
wow. Too bad the 'ban won’t get back until after school. (about six hours) **mrblue** You are a bad, bad man. Hopefully she can’t remember. And thanks to the rest of you, she’ll respond when she gets back. [sub] Maeglin called me one of his \*absolute favorite \*posters!! _swoon_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/26 "2001-11-21T15:51:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > Sorry, **iampunha** , did I give away your plan? Seeing as I don’t know what you meant, I can’t say you did, but I don’t think so:) ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/27 "2001-11-21T17:04:13Z")
[C. Montgomery Burns voice] Excellent![/C. Montgomery Burns voice] Glad to see you, **Luna Child**. Have a seat, get comfortable. Can I get you anything? Snacks? A beverage? No? It’s nice to have you here. Just sit for a while. Don’t go anywhere. I, uh, I’ll be right back. Don’t move. _::runs off to get the brain-transfer apparatus set up and choose an appropriate simian for the experiment::_ ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/28 "2001-11-21T17:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **mrblue** You are a bad, bad man. Hopefully she can’t remember. If she doesn’t know, I could always ask your mom. While I’m thinking of it, do you suppose you could scan that page out of her yearbook that she was so insistent that I not see? I think it had something to do with Mock Awards or a section thereafter… Bwahahaha! See, Kathryn, if you had told me everything when it came up eight months ago, I wouldn’t have to ask now. In front of all. these. people. 😃 And you’ll notice I’m not one to forget something I’m very curious about… (C’mon Anna, embarrass your sister. You know you want to. Remember all those times she’s embarrassed you?) ---
**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/29 "2001-11-22T14:44:34Z")
oh, i remember alright… _falls out of chair laughing_ But I won’t embarrass her. I’ll wait and see if I can get you to beg first… to iampunha: 1. Anna 2. You’ll have to explain this one… 3. I’m skipping this one. I didnt write my profile, my sister did. You want someone to spell it, get her to spell it for you. 4. Unless some member of my family has gone off and become a Wiccan while I wasn’t looking, I think so. 5. _pokes sister_ _hugs sister_ good enough? 6. okee… 7.That’s a good question. I dont know. 8.Nope. You’re gonna have to try harder than that to scare me off. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/30 "2001-11-22T16:08:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Luna Child \* > 2. You’ll have to explain this one… Child, get thee to _Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail_.🙂 > [@](#): > > 1. _pokes sister_ _hugs sister_ good enough? Not quite. I guess I’ll have to do it myself:) > [@](#): > > 7.That’s a good question. I dont know. Well, durnit, neither do I! Thas why I axed!😉 > [@](#): > > 8.Nope. You’re gonna have to try harder than that to scare me off. We got a keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/31 "2001-11-22T17:33:24Z")
**Luna** Has been as far wast as Seattle and as far east as NYC. I know I was there too. And yes, I have been lax in introducing her to Monty Python. I figured that there are certain things that need to be done by friends. And yea, she’s good people. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/32 "2001-11-22T17:36:21Z")
And already I’m padding my sister’s post count. [sup] the above post was MINE, damnit, MINE[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/33 "2001-11-22T17:42:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Luna Child \* > \*\ ***Luna** Has been as far wast as Seattle and as far east as NYC. I know I was there too. > > And yes, I have been lax in introducing her to Monty Python. I figured that there are certain things that need to be done by friends. > > And yea, she’s good people. \*\* Hmmmmmm. **Luna** and **Medea** one and the same? Or does **Luna** usually speak of herself in the third person? Next, the royal ‘we’, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/34 "2001-11-22T17:42:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > And already I’m padding my sister’s post count. > > [sup] the above post was MINE, damnit, MINE[/sup] Christ almighty, so you are … you got a damn THIRD of her post count all yourself! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/35 "2001-11-22T18:56:29Z")
Luna Child, Welcome to LunaCy. Thsi place is as nuts as you want to let it get. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/36 "2001-11-23T01:11:44Z")
Welcome aboard(s), **Luna**. Your sister is rather cool, so you will have a high standard to live up to. Be sure to drop by **Crunchy** ’s welcome wagon. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/37 "2001-11-23T01:36:30Z")
Welcome, **Luna Child**! Y’know, your sister’s one of the bestest posters on the board, [sub]even if she doesn’t return e-mails \[/sub]:), as well as one of the few Dopers who I’ve met in person. I’m sure that you’ll follow in the same vein. That said, I brought you a little…_surprise_…heh heh heh… BRING IN THE KEG!!! … … … … Errrrrrrr…I \*said…\*BRING IN THE KEG! \ Wait a second…I specifically asked for the keg to be brought out by scantily clad men, not you! And you’re not carrying a keg…hey, what’s that big stick for? OW! OWWWW! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Somebody call 911! ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484/38 "2001-11-23T02:09:09Z")
Hey baby … wanna wrestle? (sorry … still drunk from my Thrunk on Danksgiving post. Forgive me for my stupid comments.) WELCOME ABOARD!! -Syko [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member/94484.md?page=1)