# Welcome to the Board Party... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827 "2000-03-16T06:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/21 "2000-03-16T13:17:00Z")
Hello and welcome, Khan. Escape while you can, is the only advice I can give you. Lexicon: meatflaps - yellow. Get busy. ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/22 "2000-03-16T13:17:00Z")
:::adopts a Shatner-esque kneeling and yelling pose::: **_KAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN_!!!** Welcome. * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/23 "2000-03-16T14:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Surgoshan: > \*\*Khan, are you PCW’s boytoy? > \*\* Surg…sweetie… they are ALL my boytoys! 😉 ohh you mean THAT boytoy. Nope hon, but don’t worry, you may get to meet him yet. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/24 "2000-03-16T15:55:00Z")
Welcome kahn! ::passing out the jello shots:: I don’t think I’ll be driving home, can I crash on the couch? * * * I like it here-can I stay? And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/25 "2000-03-16T16:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t think I’ll be driving home, can I crash on the couch? Gives a new meaning to her sig doesn’t it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/26 "2000-03-16T17:06:00Z")
Lexi, I’ll play Twister with you. I just have to liberate some mushrooms and jello shots first. You get started, I’ll be right back. 🙂 * * * Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) _Senior S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique_ **=^…^=** ---
**Author:** ![EnigmaOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EnigmaOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnigmaOne)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/27 "2000-03-16T17:30:00Z")
:::Setting down a case of Tequila::: Welcome _Kahn_! 🙂 :::Opening a bottle::: Have a blast. This stuff is as smooth as warm water. PCW: Great mushrooms! * * * – **Kalél** [TheHungerSite.com](http://www.thehungersite.com) “If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.” “Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling **much** better now!” – John Astin, Night Court ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/28 "2000-03-16T23:18:00Z")
You play Battletech, Kahn? Just curious. 🙂 – Sylence * * * “Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?” ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/29 "2000-03-17T00:21:00Z")
Good idea- have all new members escorted in to the boards. That way we have somebody to beat up on of they turn out to be MM in disguise. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/30 "2000-03-17T00:50:00Z")
Welcome Kahn! Good luck! (this place is fulla whack-jobs - yer gonna need it!) **SHROOOOOOMS?!?!?** Why PCW, I had no idea! (You throw the _best_ parties!) Nothingman, can I get a Top Shelf, mixed, with salt, please? **Kalél!!!** HOW TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU AGAIN! :::smooch on cheek::: ## Sorry Lex, I don’t think I’m ready for nekkid Twister, but I brought the spatula for later - just in case. 😉 [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/31 "2000-03-17T00:51:00Z")
You people sure are fond of your naked parties. * * * One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious _Carl Jung_ ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/32 "2000-03-17T05:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by opus: > **Good idea- have all new members escorted in to the boards. That way we have somebody to beat up on of they turn out to be MM in disguise.** Umm…Hello. I am new too, but I have been yakkin’ away as if I have been here forever. Nice to meet you all. -Green Bean P.S. I am not MM. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/33 "2000-03-17T05:28:00Z")
## Okay, I’m on the board, I got one asscheek on red, one hand on yellow, both feet in the air, I’m down to my skivvies, and all that keeps running through my head is “Man, I would look stupid if I hadn’t Naired my back yesterday!” “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/34 "2000-03-17T15:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore: > \*\*Welcome to the board too NothingMan. I will take one of those Margaritas now please > > ::empties a bag of crunchy cheetos in a bowl:: > > \*\* Cheetos!! I smell Cheetos!! Orange Food of the Gods!! One of the most _underrated_ breakfast foods known to man. I love you Purple!! 🙂 * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/35 "2000-03-17T15:44:00Z")
Welcome to our world too GreenBean! Loved your who’s who post btw. Orange food of the Gods is right! What other food doubles for a light source? I love the look of an orange glowing smile at night. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/36 "2000-03-17T17:44:00Z")
… stands off to the side, gaze transfixed on the wall, admiring the velvet paintings of dogs playing poker and Elvis during the ‘Viva Las Vegas’ years. * * * “Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/37 "2000-03-18T06:15:00Z")
Alright, Lex, I’ve read that post a couple times, and I want to know where the hell your other butt cheek is? And if you’re playing alone (heh…) why are you removing your clothes? It’s STRIP Twister, afterall. How can you be losing? I am afraid that all board parties will soon go the way of Oph’s. I mean, I didn’t go through all the trouble of getting my clothes BACK on to come all the way over here and get all nekkid again! I shall remain clothed for the sake of laziness. Pass the shrooms. * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827/38 "2000-03-18T06:18:00Z")
Hey, these things are good! Wait, did you say “crab stuffed mushrooms”? Oh, dear, I’m allergic to both. _faints_ (someone kicks Breckinshire under the couch) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-board-party/14827.md?page=1)