# Welcome to the Miami Heat, Ray Allen!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-miami-heat-ray-allen/627491>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 7, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-miami-heat-ray-allen/627491 "2012-07-07T03:14:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-miami-heat-ray-allen/627491/1 "2012-07-07T03:14:50Z")

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[Ray Allen Joins Miami Heat](http://espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/8137389/agent-ray-allen-leaves-boston-celtics-champion-miami-heat)

How many Heat haters’ heads are exploding right now? 😛

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-miami-heat-ray-allen/627491/2 "2012-07-07T17:26:02Z")

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Ugh, even more of a reason to hate them

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**Author:** ![JusDubn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@JusDubn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JusDubn)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-miami-heat-ray-allen/627491/3 "2012-07-07T17:42:36Z")

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I hope he enjoys the 4 minutes per game of floor time.