# Welcome to the quietgirl! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091 "2000-08-20T22:42:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/1 "2000-08-20T22:42:45Z")
Dopers, It is my extreme pleasure to introduce my girlfriend, newly registered: quietgirldownthehall. (It’s from a poem.) Just don’t expect her to say much. ---
**Author:** ![Suave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Suave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suave)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/2 "2000-08-20T22:43:49Z")
Hi, quietgirl! ---
**Author:** ![quietgirldownthehall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/839c29/32.png) [@quietgirldownthehall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quietgirldownthehall)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/3 "2000-08-20T22:45:18Z")
Hi. I’m going to lurk forever now. quietgirl ---
**Author:** ![Suave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Suave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suave)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/4 "2000-08-20T22:45:24Z")
(My name is from a shampoo bottle) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/5 "2000-08-20T22:47:19Z")
And wasn’t that moving! She just smacked me. Ouch. (We’re trading off on the computer.) Suave, I notice that you are also new. Hi. _handshake_. I’m andygirl. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/6 "2000-08-20T22:49:14Z")
Hiya quietgirl! Don’t lurk too much, now. We don’t bite! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/7 "2000-08-20T22:53:04Z")
Welcome, quietgirl and Suave! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/8 "2000-08-21T01:20:45Z")
No need to lurk overly quiet-one. We’re a funloving bunch for the most part and easy to get along with: Just agree with everything AudreyK says. Hope to see that post count reach doubel figures one day. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/9 "2000-08-21T01:33:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*No need to lurk overly quiet-one. We’re a funloving bunch for the most part and easy to get along with: Just agree with everything AudreyK says. > \*\* Hey! quietgirl, watch out for that dpr character. He’s quite a charming fellow, and we all know that the charmers are the dangerous ones. 😃 Hi to you too, Suave. Sorry I didn’t say hello before. BTW, I love your shampoos and conditioners, especially the Daily Clarifying formula. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/10 "2000-08-21T01:38:32Z")
\*\*Yeah watch out for that dpr character!!! \*\* He attempts to type too quickly too often and as such has been know to mispell even simple words in his posts because he doesn’t proof them. (see? just agree with Audrey) And welcome to you too Suave. See above rule. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/11 "2000-08-21T01:51:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*\*\*Yeah watch out for that dpr character!!! \*\* He attempts to type too quickly too often and as such has been know to mispell even simple words in his posts because he doesn’t proof them. \*\* Still, we love him anyway. Especially since he has a penchant for Supergirl costumes. 😉 That’s so _cute!_ ::fleeing:: ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/12 "2000-08-21T02:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*\*\*Yeah watch out for that dpr character!!! \*\* He attempts to type too quickly too often and as such has been know to mispell even simple words in his posts because he doesn’t proof them. \*\* Yeah, but he is such a darling man that no one complains. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/13 "2000-08-21T02:07:25Z")
Oh, and welcome to quietgirl and Suave-hope you enjoy a wonderful stay! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/14 "2000-08-21T02:07:59Z")
Ooh! Lesbians! Do you answer questions? Do you **really** gett off on sucking dildos? And is it dildos or dildoes? And is Janet Reno gay? What about Dr. Laura? Are all college girls secretly gay like the stories all say? How much do you think it would take to not only make them gay but also make them let me get pictures of it? ::runs away dodging rocks:: ---
**Author:** ![as\_if](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@as\_if](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_if)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/15 "2000-08-21T02:08:41Z")
If you can’t go to double figures, go double that figure and post a second time. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/16 "2000-08-21T02:35:47Z")
\ Hi, everyone. Nice ta meetcha. \ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/17 "2000-08-21T02:40:06Z")
Howdy **quietgirl** and **Suave**. Lurk all you want. We’re here if you want to start talking. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/18 "2000-08-21T02:41:45Z")
**Surgoshan,** to answer your questions: Doesn’t everyone, depends on the context, yes, yes, dear goddess yes, and if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. Oh, and beware of falling objects. 😉 Quietgirl says hello via the phone, and also that she’s happy with her post count. I love her, but she’s odd. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/19 "2000-08-21T02:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\* manages to shoot self in foot instead. hobbles away muttering to himself.\> \*\* Now, hon, how many times have I told you not to walk around with a gun in your pocket? Oh, it’s NOT a gun…okay then. Come on over here and I’ll see if I can’t kiss your boo boo and make it all better. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091/20 "2000-08-21T03:32:56Z")
Kiss boo boo? No, that’s bratman not mysterEcks. Though he DOES look pleased to see you… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-quietgirl/30091.md?page=2)