# Welcome to the Virtual Massage Booth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-virtual-massage-booth/48424>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-virtual-massage-booth/48424 "2001-01-04T17:48:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-virtual-massage-booth/48424/41 "2001-01-07T23:04:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \*  
> **… guess I’ll try the massage parlour next door… I hear they have showers…**

Sorry I’m late, **Silly Rabbit** , would you still like that massage? Get comfy and let me loosen you up, sweetie.

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**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-the-virtual-massage-booth/48424/42 "2001-01-08T00:59:50Z")

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I’m am SO ready, **Crunchy** , you have no idea…

::awaits the magic touch::

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