# Welcome, troll! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420 "1999-09-21T15:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![E1skeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@E1skeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E1skeptic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/21 "1999-09-22T14:50:00Z")
**Mr. Rogers** said, > [@](#): > > I apologize. He is a friend of mine who often tries to get me to talk to him on AOL Instant messenger… I said that I always post here…and look what happens. Shame on you, Señor Rogers! I propose a **BOYCOTT** to Palidor’s posts. No reply, no bashing, no nothing to the little troll! He’s worse than… well… you know… Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/22 "1999-09-22T18:45:00Z")
I know my name is fucked-up, but I kinda like it. I made a new sig line to try explain it. I guess you could abbreviate it to Ai to address or quote me. Sorry to interrupt. (on the upside \* Kelli spoke to me! \*) * * * * * * The Ai\ Yue- Ha FAQ: 1. Eye You-way Han 2. It’s Chinese. 3. The symbols are tone marks. 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered. 5. Just call me John, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/23 "1999-09-22T19:37:00Z")
John, you have truely been blessed…(sigh)…I too aspire to the time when I’m acknowledged my Kelli… Great Post BTW…and it does seem as if he’s stopped…just a kid that mis-understood the rules… ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/24 "1999-09-22T19:39:00Z")
Yeah, **That’s** gonna get me notices…everyone please note that I meant to say _by Kelli_ not _my Kelli_…Please understand that I meant nothing by that slip…no innuendo at all… ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/25 "1999-09-22T19:46:00Z")
Gee Atrael, if you had an email address, I could mail you those dirty letters I have for you, instead, I have been putting them in bottles and tossing them into the sea… 😉 John. There, I called you John. (its never gonna catch on dude…change it to ‘EYE’ or something catchy like bug vomit) ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/26 "1999-09-22T20:03:00Z")
Carefull Kelli, or you’ll bring the wrath of C#3 down on you 🙂 She’s right John…need to spiff that name up some…I don’t even think I could type the one you have now if I tried… ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/27 "1999-09-23T01:08:00Z")
John: any chance of you posting the characters which make up your name in Chinese? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/28 "1999-09-23T04:04:00Z")
_sigh_ It’s that bad, huh? What if I took out the slashes? Anyone who knows Chinese could probabaly guess the tones, and it would be less confusing to everyone else. On the other hand, anyone who’s seen my other posts could probably guess it was the same guy. * * * * * * The Ai\ Yue- Ha FAQ: 1. Eye You-way Han 2. It’s Chinese. 3. The symbols are tone marks. 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered. 5. Just call me John, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/29 "1999-09-23T04:12:00Z")
I’ll spell it your way, but I’m gonna pronounce it _any way you can_. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/30 "1999-09-23T04:18:00Z")
Monty: Here’s an ASCII representation of my name; I’m not sure how to put up a graphic yet. _|_|\_ \_\_ + _/\_ | | \__ -| -| \ _|_ /| -| \ / \_\_\_ | \_/ \_/ / \ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/31 "1999-09-23T04:23:00Z")
Well, that screwed up. I’ll keep trying to figure out to post a graphic. * * * * * * The Ai\ Yue- Ha FAQ: 1. Eye You-way Han 2. It’s Chinese. 3. The symbols are tone marks. 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered. 5. Just call me John, OK? ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/32 "1999-09-23T05:13:00Z")
To get the spacing to come out right on your ASCII art, use the HTML tag (pre) before it starts, and (/pre) after it ends. Replace the parentheses with greater-than/less-than signs. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/33 "1999-09-23T15:02:00Z")
You KEEP your name, John. It has CHARACTER! Okay, and a lot of CHARACTERS as well… Still, I say to hell with anyone who has a problem with your monicker! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/34 "1999-09-24T05:22:00Z")
\ / -|-|- \_\_\_ /\_\_\_ + / \_\_ / | -|-| \_/ \ | --|-- /|-| / \ \_\_\_ \_\_\_/ | _/_/ \ That should be it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/35 "1999-09-24T05:28:00Z")
Yeah, that’s it. As well as ASCII can do, anyway. Thanks everyone. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/36 "1999-09-23T19:41:00Z")
Ai\ Yue- Ha , hey thanx for the ASCII representation of your nick. From now on, I’m gonna go with that when I talk to you. Not even. You are John. Period. Love your stuff, John. * * * If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/37 "1999-09-23T19:49:00Z")
That’s right Wallyhoney…he is _John_ So, how are you _John?_ What’s new _John_? Teasing! _John_ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/38 "1999-09-23T20:06:00Z")
Satan said… > [@](#): > > I say to hell with anyone who… Well, on **that** subject we do have to bow to your superior authority! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/39 "1999-09-23T20:22:00Z")
Yeah, I couldn’t even get it to cut and paste right, John. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Palidors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@Palidors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palidors)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/40 "1999-09-23T21:43:00Z")
Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420.md?page=3)