# Welcome, troll! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420 "1999-09-21T15:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Palidors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@Palidors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palidors)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/41 "1999-09-23T21:43:00Z")
Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked… ---
**Author:** ![Palidors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@Palidors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palidors)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/42 "1999-09-23T21:43:00Z")
Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked… ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 1999, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/43 "1999-09-23T22:11:00Z")
A _ **tad** _ annoying, Pally??? May the flames from a thousand smoldering gobbets of tapir rectum lick at your posts forever. Putz. -andros- * * * There’s always a bigger fish. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/44 "1999-09-24T00:37:00Z")
Therealbubba, I 'm sorry I missed your post. Evidently, you are referring to me. I am between contracts, so I have some free time on my hands. Anyway, I can post as often as I please. If you don’t like my posts, don’t read them. In fact, do me the favor. My profile says I have a 30 year old Harley. I didn’t say I own a Lamborghini, for chrissake. In another thread, I said I tried the Mensa test. I also said I failed. So, how are things at the trailer park? Between the alien abductions and the tornados it must get scary. Get fucked, asshole. * * * If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/45 "1999-09-24T01:26:00Z")
Oh, in the future, Therealbubba, if you want to flame me, have the courage to use my name. It’s WallyM7, moron. Sorry if I interrupted you while you were trying to make out with your sister. ---
**Author:** ![Palidors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@Palidors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palidors)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/46 "1999-09-24T01:45:00Z")
How nice…Wow, you people really have a talent for being unlikable jerks!– “He who laughs last is dumbest. I know you are laughing, I am not…” anonymous ---
**Author:** ![Lioness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lioness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lioness)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/47 "1999-09-24T02:26:00Z")
Pallydoors, What??? Kid do you have a death wish or something ? * * * * * * Lioness ## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s really hard to pronounce. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/48 "1999-09-24T08:09:00Z")
Palidors felt the need for more ass kicking so he came out here and posted: Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked… his sledgehammer with my exposed brain. Ah, yes, when you finish your sentence this way it all comes together. I understand why you had to post it three times; you were so brain damaged that you had forgotten your early postings. I understand that happens with the terminally brain dead. You then went on to spew more vomit with: How nice…Wow, you people really have a talent for being unlikable jerks! This is because we don’t like a ribbon clerk (an amateur, an ineffectual person) clogging up the message board. Yes, you are right you fussbox, we are all a cluster-fuck of big meany-heads so you should go elsewhere. And before he left he spat: “He who laughs last is dumbest. I know you are laughing, I am not…” anonymous That’s because you don’t get the fact that YOU are the joke. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/49 "1999-09-24T15:33:00Z")
Palidors- I know for a fact that these people are actually quite like able jerks. (kidding!) These are really cool people here. The reason they seem like jerks is that you are a troll. We don’t like trolls. On a guess, I’d say the only threads you read are ones you started, and the ones flaming you. These are guaranteed to be full of people who don’t like you. When we aren’t talking about morons such as yourself, things are fun. Well, this is fun, too, but I’m sure it’s not fun for you. Atrael: Auraseer told me how to post it; you put the html code (pre) at the beginning and (/pre) at the end, only with \< for ( and \> for ). I realize you were kidding, but this should work for any ASCII art you want to do here. –John ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/50 "1999-09-24T15:35:00Z")
Um, \* like able \* above should be \* likeable. \* Just covering my ass. This thread is error intolerant. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/51 "1999-09-24T16:45:00Z")
Have I told you yet that I really _like_ you John? ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/52 "1999-09-24T16:49:00Z")
John…Yeah, I tried that…still messed up all the spacing…(shrug)…no big deal. And you got notices again by **her** …lucky dog. * * * \I haven’t lost my mind, I have a tape backup around somewhere.\ ---
**Author:** ![Therealbubba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@Therealbubba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Therealbubba)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/53 "1999-09-24T21:17:00Z")
Wally, you’re a sharp guy. Noticed it took you over an hour to flame me. I know, it’s hard when you have to burn so many calories thinking. Not too bad though for a shit nosed cock sucking puss bucket like yourself. Whats the matter, batteries run out in your rectal vibrator, or did you just run out of Wesson? And I wonder, does the M7 stand for minus 7, your IQ? Still waiting for you to post something meaningful. Adios, puto Therealbubba ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/54 "1999-09-24T21:28:00Z")
Oh, go lie down, moron. * * * If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/55 "1999-09-24T22:17:00Z")
Wow… I’d liek to say something. Maybe tell TheRealBubba to get his own thread to flame Wally, maybe point out that the flames had almost died down when Palidors started things back up (thus proving he is indeed a troll), but I’m a little overcome. Kelli said… Oh Lord, \* I’d \* better go lie down. (By the way, \*\* ChiefScott \*\* posted in the other Palidor flame thread- y’know, the one Pali started himself? Better catch it. ChiefScott posts are a collectors item these days.) * * * * * * The Ai\ Yue- Ha FAQ: 1. Eye You-way Han 2. It’s Chinese. 3. The symbols are tone marks. 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered. 5. Just call me John, OK? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/56 "1999-09-29T05:30:00Z")
Gee…I missed the good stuff on the weekend! Wally, the opinions ( for lack of a better term) of therealbubba do not in any way reflect the opinions of the rest of us. I enjoy your posts, and I have yet to see anything of yours annoy anyone else. Bubba…whats up with you? Did I miss something? You arent usually so bitchy…what the hell happened? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/57 "1999-09-28T19:24:00Z")
Thanks for the kind words, Kelli. You’re always such a sweetheart. I think bubba’s mad at me because I have a beat up old Harley. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/58 "1999-09-28T19:50:00Z")
you are more than welcome wallyhoney… Really though, bubba isnt usually like that? What did you do to make him so mad? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/59 "1999-09-28T20:23:00Z")
I think it may be because of a thread he started in GD. He wondered how things would have turned out if the Romans didn’t crucify Jesus, thus saving humanity from all that war and suffering. I didn’t think it was a very bright question and said so, although my response wasn’t very bright either, and if I could take it back, I would. Or maybe he just thinks I’m an idiot. He has that right. I hope you’re feeling better after suffering that nasty spill. Love ya. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/60 "1999-09-29T00:25:00Z")
Wally: I saw that old thread in GQ, and truth be told, when I saw your post there I thought you were a troll. Of course, you’re **not** ; I’ve seen you admit that your original posts were somewhat…antagonistic. It seems like some people have a hard time letting go of first impressions. flaming him on his post probably didn’t help. Oh well. Keep posting, mon! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420.md?page=4)