# Welcome, troll! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 21, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420 "1999-09-21T15:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Therealbubba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@Therealbubba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Therealbubba)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/61 "1999-09-29T00:34:00Z")
That’s pretty much how it went Kelli. He pissed me off, I pissed him off, and then things got really nasty. I know, it’s childish, but it’s fun too! We both showed our asses on this one. Sorry, Wally. Therealbubba ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/62 "1999-09-29T00:47:00Z")
I’m not as rare a commodity as some may hope, **John** (aka “Screen/names\w/slashes\rock!”. Seal:kel:wall:atra:Bubba – Excellent team work – 9 Salient thoughts – 8.5 Nasty put downs – 4 Snappy retorts – 7 Tag team terrorism – 8 Flirting – 10 Unrequited hate – 7.5 (Bubba and Wally need more dedicated hate. But it’s a good beginning.) Notes: Ill-defined teams. Not nearly enough four letter words. Excellent denouement. Overall Pit Topic grade: 8 See me after class. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/63 "1999-09-29T01:14:00Z")
No need to apologize, bubba. I was out of line first. Hope we can be friends. ChiefScott, you old navy dog. I’m trying to put together a consortium to buy those pictures you so carelessly put in Kelli’s hands. When they’re published in Scientific American, there will be questions. ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/64 "1999-09-29T05:35:00Z")
Lioness again. Darn it Kelli, there you go, hogging all the men again. What about the rest of us ? You can have Wally, he is too much of a flirt for me. 😉 But damn girl, share will ya ? Lioness ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/65 "1999-09-29T11:49:00Z")
Girl! You sure freak me out when you say stuff like that under the header “LION”! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/66 "1999-09-29T12:10:00Z")
Who’s a flirt? That was months ago! I’m so cool, I keep my Popsicles in my pocket. Get current, Lioness. Buy yourself a modem and get rid of the two tin cans and the string. I feel much better now. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/67 "1999-09-29T19:00:00Z")
May I butt in and be totally anti-BBQ? This thread cracked me up and I must speak. You guys are all hilarious! The biggest laughs: They’ve since made up, but **WallyM7** ’s reply to Therealbubba’s post had me CRYING: > [@](#): > > So, how are things at the trailer park? > > Between the alien abductions and the tornados it must get scary. And of course, **ChiefScott**. Chief, before today I was not familiar with your work. You have a new fan. This had me rolling on the floor: > [@](#): > > Notes: Ill-defined teams. Not nearly enough four letter words. Excellent denouement. > > Overall Pit Topic grade: 8 > > See me after class. John, love the name. Keep the slashes. Good on you. kellibelli, I keep thinking that I must know you. Gotta check your bio… New Brunswick. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, _ **I love you guys!** _ ::sniff:: * * * Most common question I ask: “What?” Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?” ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/68 "1999-09-29T19:04:00Z")
Oh and Wally, I have your tin cans and string right here. ppppppbbbbbbttttthhhhh 😛 * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * I’m out of my mind, but, feel free to leave a message ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/69 "1999-09-29T19:50:00Z")
Canthearya, I know what you mean! This message board, and these people are the most fun I have ever had without the aid of chemicals, alcohol, and with all my clothes on! I talk about all you guys all the time, and people think I am nuts. In my best Cartman voice: “Ah luv you Gahs!” ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/70 "1999-09-30T01:38:00Z")
Kelli, say it all you want, you still aint getting any of my beer. 😜 * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/71 "1999-09-30T12:10:00Z")
Hey, I live in _CANADA_…beer runs like sap from the trees! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420/72 "1999-10-03T14:24:00Z")
Palidor also runs like sap from a tree. 1-He runs from a flame fight 2-he runs off at the mouth 3-And as for somebody being a sap… But as far as I know, he does not resemble beer in any way-he is neither refreshing nor is he convivial. * * * We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-troll/2420.md?page=3)