# Welcome, you're our 10,000th member!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027 "2000-10-07T00:53:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![User\_10K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@User\_10K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/User_10K)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/21 "2000-10-07T22:09:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jcgmoi \* > \*\*What plans does board management have to celebrate the imminent registration of its 10,000th member? > > Based on similar celebrations (major league baseball’s millionth run, the opening of the local Walmart) I suggest the following:[ul] > [li]Give the guy a mug and T-shirt. It’s the least you can do.[/li] > [li]Arrange an audience with Cecil. No big deal, you can run him through with the usual group of pilgrims.[/li] > [li]Make the lucky winner moderator for a day. This I really like. Great fun for all concerned.[/li][/ul] > > Any comments? > > \*\* I’m hoping for the audience. The Photo Op would be worth more than a mug any day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/22 "2000-10-07T22:36:42Z")
You now what? An inquiry into your intentions is not being “roasted”. I too have been accused of being a troll. But I have proved that I am not. Haveing a very high profile straight off the bat is usually not the best was to get around this board. I think you should get off your high horse of thinking everyone is that concerned with you. BTW, ignore me if you wish ---
**Author:** ![User\_10K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@User\_10K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/User_10K)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/23 "2000-10-07T22:45:24Z")
Thanks. Think I will. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/24 "2000-10-08T03:41:01Z")
Uh oh, you’re not concr… heh heh, just kidding 🙂 Welcome to the board & enjoy! Watch out for the addictiveness of it, but it’s probably too late for that anyway, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/25 "2000-10-08T04:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by User 10K \* > \*\*I suddenly realize that this is a troll tread, and sk8rixtx is the main troll and there are a half dozen more in the pack. Everyone learns about the trolls on the first viewing of this site, because that’s all some people talk about, but I did’t think I would be the target. > > \ > sk8rixtx - “Please don’t be troll. You know how much that would really suck?” You seem to have brought me here to attack me a dozen times for being a troll. THAT’s what really sucks. Go back under your bridge already. > > \*\* Ahhhhhh, you just totally misanalyzed his comment. sk8rixtx didn’t want to “fuck up” and invite someone who might be a troll. I mean, if you heard accusations of someone being a former troll in a thread you posted welcoming them, wouldn’t you get a little worried also? Are you going to call me a troll also now? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027/26 "2000-10-08T04:20:45Z")
I don’t know if you’re a troll, **User 10K** –though you seem determined to start fights from the start, which is a pretty good indicator. If you’re not a troll, then you appear to be devoid of any sense of humor whatsoever. Try taking that chip off your shoulder–you’ll find life’s easier that way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-youre-our-10-000th-member/36027.md?page=1)