# Welfy, can we talk please?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welfy-can-we-talk-please/45310>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welfy-can-we-talk-please/45310 "2000-12-13T05:00:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welfy-can-we-talk-please/45310/21 "2000-12-19T00:46:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Welfy \*  
> > \*\*Hey, if either of you want a custom song for anything, I will be glad to sing it for you. My lungs are sort of rusty and need practice. \*\*
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> I think your voice would be perfect to do a sultry version of “Happy Birthday” along the lines of Marilyn Monroe singing to JFK. Only your voice has so much more soul in it. So that, or porn is always good 😉 \*\*

Dear **Welfy** ,

Please note my sig. Thank you. 🙂

Your fan,

Montfort

p.s. You’re too good a person to have this much trouble.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welfy-can-we-talk-please/45310/22 "2000-12-19T07:36:10Z")

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My best wishes to you **Welfy**  
and a hug.  
{{{{{{{{{kram}}}}}}}}

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welfy-can-we-talk-please/45310/23 "2000-12-19T16:39:25Z")

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Best wishes from me as well, Welfy.

It can be difficult and scary to change your life, even if it is for the best. But believe me, getting help with this thing _is_ for the best!

{{{{{{{{{Welfy}}}}}}}}}

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