# Well, Apparently I Have A "Diesease"

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**Created:** [May 17, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-apparently-i-have-a-diesease/622209 "2012-05-17T14:21:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![cynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@cynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cynyc)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-apparently-i-have-a-diesease/622209/36 "2012-05-18T02:40:58Z")

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You are an example of somebody who needs to STFU. You need to STFU because you are insipid and, um, unsophisticated.

When I croak the last damn thing I would need is a post from you.

Have you heard the one about the glow in the dark guy who went into a bar…

It wasn’t cute but it was hilarious.

You seem to know your ‘cute.’ Isn’t there a kiddie or Hallmark card board you could share these skills?

> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> It’s how a stupid and ignorant person would try to be cute.
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> Why _would_ one try to be cute about it when discussing a terminal disease, anyway? That’s pretty sick, if you think about it. There are things in the world that are just _not_ cute, and terminal diseases would be one of them.
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> If you need something that _is_ cute, [calico kittens](https://www.google.com/search?q=calico+kitten&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=kel&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=-j61T_GJDYHg2QXcgKkk&ved=0CGYQsAQ&biw=983&bih=585) are cute.
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> ETA: For you dog people, [corgi puppies](https://www.google.com/search?q=corgi+puppy&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=vil&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_T-1T-z_BMOq2gW4w9AT&ved=0CF8QsAQ&biw=983&bih=585) are also cute.

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