Am I a bad person for seeing the username/thread title and thinking “Did you forget?”
That reminded me of my time working in our ER, and we’d get a DOA in, that’s what one of us would say: “He’s in grave condition.”
The doctor would pronounce the patient: “Time of death 11pm”, and I’d say “10 central”.
Those were the days, my friends! 
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Joey P; No, that just makes you a funny guy quick with a quip!
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In that case- puke puke puke puke puke
That’s not only how I remember to spell it, and occasionally use it.
I still think it’s odd to think that what my father had back in February is called an “accident.” Oops, stroke! I hate when that happens!
I agree.
It’s how a stupid and ignorant person would try to be cute.
Why would one try to be cute about it when discussing a terminal disease, anyway? That’s pretty sick, if you think about it. There are things in the world that are just not cute, and terminal diseases would be one of them.
If you need something that is cute, calico kittens are cute.
ETA: For you dog people, corgi puppies are also cute.
I really don’t know what you’re getting at. I said I thought it was someone being cute.Marley came in and said it was a typo, so okay that’s fine with me: it’s a typo.
I’m just blowing off a little steam about people who try to make things that are inherently not-cute, cute. Unfortunately, this is the kind of thing I could see some types of people doing.
Well, it’s ostensibly being (or has been) fixed, Anne. I guess I should stop 2nd guessing myself.
Thanks
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HA!
I think the same thing when when people say someone accidently got pregnant. “Oops, sex!”.
I wonder if disease came from dis-ease. Close enough.
When someone accidentally ends up pregnant, I also quip, “You know. Science now understands what causes that.”
For some reason, I am rarely invited to dinner parties.
Hey–glad we can help you forget your troubles.
Staggerlee–Is that the one “…said to the devil, you want 'm dead or alive?” Dave Van Ronk did that tune real swell.
I used to work in an ER. We could swap stories I’m sure.
Okay here’s one:
An attempted double suicide of a couple like 95 years old. They left a note that they didn’t want to wind up in nursing homes or on life support and they wanted to donate their bodie to blah blah and yada yada. So when their aid showed up they hadn’t “croaked” yet. Needless to say she called 911 and then the paramedics had to do the legal thing which was saving their lives and I’m standing by the busses fruitlessly waving “go back! go back!” which of course they couldn’t do and then we had this couple one on life support and the other heading to a nursing home… I hated that one.
You are an example of somebody who needs to STFU. You need to STFU because you are insipid and, um, unsophisticated.
When I croak the last damn thing I would need is a post from you.
Have you heard the one about the glow in the dark guy who went into a bar…
It wasn’t cute but it was hilarious.
You seem to know your ‘cute.’ Isn’t there a kiddie or Hallmark card board you could share these skills?
It depends on the person with the disease. In 99% of cases, joking about a terminal illness to someone who has one redefines “dick move”. The only circumstance in which someone should even consider risking it is if the person suffering from it jokes about it first. To me it implies that the person has a sense of humor about their situation, gallows humor though it is, and there’s a good chance that they’ve come to terms with what’s happening and what’s going to happen. I can’t speak for anyone but myself, but I can say that if I ever end up terminally ill, if the price I pay for being able to accept my fate and be ready for it is having a few people make jokes about what I’ve got, then it’s one I gladly pay.
That said, even if the person with the illness did joke about it first, I personally still wouldn’t risk it. I’m just saying that I can understand why some people would.
You aren’t helping.
I have given you a warning for being a jerk. These comments are completely out of line for MPSIMS.
twickster, MPSIMS moderator
Bye-bye.
And sorry I misunderstood (again!). I didn’t know if it was me or the Alz. webmaster who screwed up. ;)
Bill