Well, cancel my reservations for Unspunnenfest

Swiss canton left reeling by theft of historical 80 kg stone

Sure, the yodelling, Alphorn playing, and dancing and wrestling in lederhosen would be great, but what’s the point without the Unspunnenstein?

(1) Considering the stone had been stolen before, maybe some security would’ve been in order?
(2) Barring that, couldn’t they maybe just find another, similar stone? Who’d know the difference?