# well fuck me.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072 "2000-12-18T00:48:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/1 "2000-12-18T00:48:11Z")
Well I never learn? I upgraded my dish network to include more movie channels. All part of a promotion by dish network. I figured what the hell, they wouldn’t all be gems but I would get to see a few classics and maybe a sleeper or two. But nooooo…here is what is slated for tonight on the TMC, Encore, Action and a couple of more channels included on the upgrade. Haley Wagner Star ( What the fuck?) Once upon a crime ( What the fuck?) Looking for Lola ( seems vaguely familiar) A Fine Romance ( I would rather have a cold carrot up my ass than watch this one.) Managua (I got your Managua right here) Hitman ( Yeh and I’m the fucking victim) Belly ( Huh?) ( here is the satellite info on this tubid endeavour: \* Nas, DMX and Taral Hicks star. Two young men involved in organized crime and drug dealing find that their priorities differ.\* ( Jeezzz positively riveting doesn’t it?) The Spitfire Grill ( Just a guess but I bet this would suck a bowling ball through a drainpipe) SuperCop 2 ( HA! Shit I don’t even want to see SuperCop 1!) American History X ( By all that’s holy I am not even going to read the satellite info on this one) The Color Purple ( I would rather stand in the shower buck naked and tear up twenties than watch Opre flounder around in this one again) Funny Farm starring Chevy Chase (place the sound of a screaming bomb followed by an explosion here) Twin Dragons ( ohhhhh your kung fu is strong pond skipper!) There are more but I won’t list them. I’m dialing dish network right now. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/2 "2000-12-18T01:01:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > **American History X ( By all that’s holy I am not even going to read the satellite info on this one)** You’re sadly mistaken. Turn it on, NOW. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/3 "2000-12-18T01:18:49Z")
Yeah, I’m with Coldy on that one. American History X is a fantastic movie. ::singing:: I got forty one channels of shit on the tv to choose from ::echo:: _to choose from, to choose from_ ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/4 "2000-12-18T01:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > > **American History X ( By all that’s holy I am not even going to read the satellite info on this one)** > > You’re sadly mistaken. Turn it on, NOW. \*\* You mean there is a nugget in this manure field? I will give it a try, thankee cloggy. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/5 "2000-12-18T01:35:48Z")
When I got my Dish Network last month, they gave me all the channels (premium and all) free for three months. I’ve seen the same movie playing on four channels at the same time. What gives? Like there aren’t enough movies in the world that they can play a different one? Today they had Lean on Me on three channels, but hey, one of them was in Spanish so at least I got a good laugh out of the translation. I think I’ll just go to bed, I can dream better than this. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/6 "2000-12-18T02:15:56Z")
Hey, ya got another nugget in there with Spitfire Grill. Check it out. Not a guy movie though. Not a chick movie either. Hard to categorize. Damn good movie. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/7 "2000-12-18T02:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AuntiePam \* > \*\*Hey, ya got another nugget in there with Spitfire Grill. > > Check it out. Not a guy movie though. Not a chick movie either. Hard to categorize. Damn good movie. \*\* Actually, the type of movie I’d classify _The Spitfire Grill_ as is treacly. _American History X_ is damn good, I hope you like it, **aha**. ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/8 "2000-12-18T02:35:17Z")
Ugh! Sorry to disagree, **AuntiePam** , but I found the Spitfire Grill well nigh unwatchable. Even my wife disliked it by the end. If there were a vomit smiley, I would award it 3 out of a possible 5. It was pat, it was poorly written (although moderately well-acted), it was . . . hmm, trying to come up with the right word here . . . ah, here it is: bad. Blech. Ah - having reread the post, I see that **Montfort** has found exactly the right word. Thanks. And I completely agree with **Coldfire** and **absoul** - American History X is excellent. SuperCop and SuperCop 2 are both Jackie Chan films from Hong Kong, and both are excellent. (These were before he started filming movies about the Bronx in Toronto.) > [@](#): > > Haley Wagner Star ( What the fuck?) > Once upon a crime ( What the fuck?) > Looking for Lola ( seems vaguely familiar) Repeat after me: [IMDB](http://www.imdb.com)[IMDB](http://www.imdb.com) Happy watching! ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/9 "2000-12-18T02:40:30Z")
Actually, Supercop 2 isn’t half bad. A bit more than not half bad, really. It’s a Michelle Yeoh vehicle, a sequel to SuperCop 1, which was a Jackie Chan movie. Michelle Yeoh is really quite good, and she can actually act. She crossed over here in a Bond movie, the one with Teri Hatcher, she played the chinese agent. E-Sabbath ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/10 "2000-12-18T02:46:32Z")
E-Sabbath Welcome to the Straightdope. 🙂 I will take a second luck and some of those thanks to you. Oh and welcome to the pit you pigfucker. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/11 "2000-12-18T02:47:29Z")
Um… welcome to the SDMB, Sabbath Guy! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/12 "2000-12-18T02:48:35Z")
::grumbles:: Fuckin’ simulposts. And I _was_ going to drop trou for you too, **aha**. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/13 "2000-12-18T02:50:57Z")
But your welcome was too nice for the pit anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/14 "2000-12-18T02:55:23Z")
American History X is about two brothers, I think, and one is a former skinhead, and the younger one is starting to become one…Ed Norton and Edward Furlong (blech! the kid from T2) are in it. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/15 "2000-12-18T02:55:27Z")
oh, oh… have you seen the part about ‘biting the curb’ yet? ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/16 "2000-12-18T03:05:18Z")
Come on, you guys. Spitfire only got treacly at the end. Damn, this is a tough crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/17 "2000-12-18T03:13:04Z")
Dammit, **aha** , I thought this thread was actually going to be an invitation to fuck you. Well, since it’s not, fuck you! 😉 P.S. Let us know how you like whatever movie you end up watching. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/18 "2000-12-18T03:25:38Z")
Shayna! you babe! I have missed talking to you! > [@](#): > > Well, since it’s not, fuck you! ohhhhhhhhhtay! And yes I will give you a review on which of these dogs I decided to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/19 "2000-12-18T08:41:32Z")
And what’s wrong with Funny Farm? It’s not _that_ bad of a movie. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/20 "2000-12-18T13:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cantrip \* > (These were before he started filming movies about the Bronx in Toronto.) Vancouver. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072.md?page=2)