# well fuck me.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072 "2000-12-18T00:48:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/21 "2000-12-18T22:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cantrip \* > > (These were before he started filming movies about the Bronx in Toronto.) > > Vancouver. \*\* Yeah, but who watches a Jackie Chan movie for the plot? I mean, I certainly bought the hovercraft chase scene as being set in the Bronx. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/22 "2000-12-19T00:17:51Z")
Oh, please. All you Dishheads ever watch is Charlie Chat anyway. What difference does it make what movie is on? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/23 "2000-12-19T02:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Oh, please. All you Dishheads ever watch is Charlie Chat. \*\* Maybe… But is that so wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/24 "2000-12-19T03:19:48Z")
Damn, aha, American History X is one of my top 10 movies. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/25 "2000-12-19T07:42:30Z")
Damn. I just finished watching American History X. By one of those bizarre confluences of time and space, I actually went to Blockbuster and rented the damn thing tonight. I’d say that is nearly creepy. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/26 "2000-12-19T11:38:43Z")
I only got 5 channels… while you ve got round 40 channels of shit, I ve got 5 that produce an equal amount of smelly, brown,… never mind. By the way: Know that I ve been hoping for Funny Farm to come on for years cause I lost the video and my mom will never ever forgive me until I make a new Funny Farm video… :rolleyes: dodgy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/27 "2000-12-19T16:46:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cantrip \* > > (These were before he started filming movies about the Bronx in Toronto.) > > Vancouver. \*\* Oops. Anyway, a clean Canadian city that looks almost exactly, but not quite entirely, unlike the Bronx. **manhattan** , what the hell is “Charlie Chat”? ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/28 "2000-12-19T16:59:39Z")
**"well fuck me…"** Let me know if this approach works. I tried it a few times in college, but I quit when the emergency room staff started calling me by name when I walked (or was carried) in. ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/29 "2000-12-19T17:11:12Z")
We have direct tv with all the trimmings. Some of it is indeed manure but there are some nuggets to be found as well. The trick is to find the nuggets quickly with the least amount of time in the manure heap. The one channel that is consistently manure is the “Action” channel. Sub b grade movies with Chuck Norris wannabes, some of the voice overs are hilarious. And of course there is curling from Canada, my wife hates this one, I kind of like it. I get a kick from the guy with the little broom sweeping like a mad man while scooting down the ice. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/30 "2000-12-19T20:13:50Z")
BornDodgy: > [@](#): > > I only got 5 channels I tried to tell everyone that if bush got elected things would be tough all over. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/31 "2000-12-19T22:26:18Z")
American History X is GREAT! Can we still fuck you? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/32 "2000-12-19T22:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > > \*\*Oh, please. All you Dishheads ever watch is Charlie Chat. \*\* > > Maybe… > > But is that so wrong? \*\* Okay, **aha** , put down the remote and move away from the television. We’ll get you some help. (Charlie Chat is a monthly show on Dish where the CEO of Echostar, Dish’s parent, gets on and answers questions. It’s kinda boring, but some people obsess over it, and watching it knowing that is kind of a creepy thrill. Kind of like sports talk radio without the sports.) ---
**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/33 "2000-12-19T23:07:17Z")
I think i’ll pass, Thanx ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/34 "2000-12-19T23:31:40Z")
Soooo, did you see it yet, aha? If so, what did you think? We we right, or were we right? Oh, I’m referring to American History X, of course. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/35 "2000-12-19T23:40:53Z")
Davidbw1: > [@](#): > > I think i’ll pass, Thanx Dave come here: _SLAP_ Manhattan: > [@](#): > > (Charlie Chat is a monthly show on Dish where the CEO of Echostar, Dish’s parent, gets on and answers questions. Manny, I believe you know a little toooo much about Charlie Chat to be the casual disinterested observer. Ok, just so you people will know that I am not shitting you, here is tonight’s line up. This will be the last one I promise. The Beast ( I would rather it read “The Breast.”) Days of Heaven ( Altho watching this would be hell) Little Monsters ( I got your little monster swingin) Cabaret Balkan ( WTF!) The Rugrats Movie ( ohhh yeah been waiting on this bastard) Target ( the store or movie?) My Name is Joe ( who gives a rats ass?) 200 cigarettes ( Didn’t even make money on PPV) Moving Target ( Story of my ex girl’s crotch) Man Trouble ( Uh oh better watch out! Those darn men are nuttin but trouble.) Tekkaman ( Shit! WTF!) I tell ya what me and Charlie are fixin to get eyeball to eyeball. Ohhh yeah…I got some chat for your ass charlie. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/36 "2000-12-19T23:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > \*\*Soooo, did you see it yet, aha? If so, what did you think? We we right, or were we right? > > Oh, I’m referring to American History X, of course. \*\* Lex it ain’t on tonight so I haven’t seen it yet but I will, I promise. Then I shall give you a report. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/37 "2000-12-20T00:01:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > \*\* Manny, I believe you know a little toooo much about Charlie Chat to be the casual disinterested observer. > \*\* You ain’t kidding! Our firm, on behalf of our clients, has been an investor in Echostar since Charlie had a little C-band company, a slot in the sky and an insane dream. I have to watch that show for my _job_. Ugh. Enjoy your movie. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/38 "2000-12-20T01:39:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*American History X is GREAT! > > Can we still fuck you? \*\* **We?** Got a friend? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/39 "2000-12-20T01:53:19Z")
Aha, “My name is Joe”, is that the British film about an unemployed guy who’s a football coach? That one’s really good too. The “German 70’s Team Jerseys” scene is classic. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072/40 "2000-12-20T02:04:05Z")
I’ve seen most of those movies, and yes, most of them are shit (excluding American History X). Oh, Mother Fucking Pisser Dyke Cock Shit Bitch. This is my first pit post, better make the most of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-fuck-me/46072.md?page=3)