# well...good morning to you too!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 20, 1999, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962 "1999-08-20T11:52:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 1999, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/21 "1999-08-20T19:23:00Z")

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:)you have some dope 🙂  
oops, read that too fast!

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 1999, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/22 "1999-08-20T23:40:00Z")

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hey, I think I like Diane and definitely agree with her…

If I kiss you with tongue, will you buy me dinner?

trisha

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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice - Albert Einstein

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/23 "1999-08-21T01:01:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> If I kiss you with tongue, will you buy me dinner?
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> trisha

## Depends on where you kiss me 😉

\>^,^\<  
KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/24 "1999-08-21T03:21:00Z")

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Hey, as one of the chief persecutors of Connie, don’t I get a whipping?  
Please?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/25 "1999-08-21T03:30:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Hey, as one of the chief persecutors of Connie, don’t I get a whipping?  
> Please?

I’ll spank you. No reason necessary ;).

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\>^,^\<  
KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/26 "1999-08-21T03:53:00Z")

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_thank you, mistress_ :).

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/27 "1999-08-21T04:03:00Z")

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Slythe and Diane, it’s about time you two found a room.

Now for the real part of my post:

If anyone has a problem with posts, or with my handling of posts…email or IM me. When you put it on the board, I can only assume that you’re doing it to stir up trouble and make the board less enjoyable. I will close threads like this when I see them.

Lynn/SDStaff Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![FlatULance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@FlatULance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlatULance)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-good-morning-to-you-too/1962/28 "2000-05-05T14:21:18Z")

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Ooh! I truly \*\*\* LOVES \*\*\*a catfight! 😃

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