# Well, great, what next?  The saga of aging.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 6, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911 "2003-09-06T11:06:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911/21 "2003-09-07T05:41:07Z")

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And just wait till the old pubes start turning gray.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911/22 "2003-09-08T01:34:39Z")

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…and all the policemen look young…

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911/23 "2003-09-08T02:09:44Z")

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My new dentist is younger than my son.

My niece called the music I was listening to geezer rock. I was listening to Queensryche.

My doctor says the pain in my hip when I wake up every morning is arthrytis.

My wife trimmed my eyebrows this morning.

I’m not even 50 yet (47 next month) but I feel old.

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-great-what-next-the-saga-of-aging/199911/24 "2003-09-08T10:49:43Z")

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You meet a very attractive 20 or 25 year old, and have to surpress the urge to fix her printer, coach her on her career, and help paint her bathroom.

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