# Well, I am retired.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873 "2017-06-01T20:13:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873/41 "2017-06-09T13:13:04Z")

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> [@Marci\_Al](#):
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> Which of the following will you be getting?
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I got a Mont Blanc college-logo pen and mechanical pencil set. Overpriced crap. Long chucked. Just give us the cash instead.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873/42 "2017-06-09T13:15:20Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> I got a Mont Blanc college-logo pen and mechanical pencil set. Overpriced crap. Long chucked. Just give us the cash instead.

Wasn’t even a fountain pen, I bet.

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**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873/43 "2017-06-10T21:51:11Z")

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I’d like to ask, if you were asked to be a sub, would you?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-am-retired/787873/44 "2017-06-10T22:45:54Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> I’d like to ask, if you were asked to be a sub, would you?

No. I don’t want anything more to do with kids or teaching, ever.

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