# Well i tried. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928 "2001-03-29T04:25:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![wahoo11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8baadc/32.png) [@wahoo11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wahoo11)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/61 "2001-04-01T20:43:13Z")
I’m still attempting closure,but the trailer trash intellectuals,whom I’ve rebeled against,are prolonging the inevitable. The only other solution I can offer is for the nazi,UncleBeer,to send me to the SD gas ovens and get it over with. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/62 "2001-04-01T20:45:44Z")
'Tell you what, dude. Call someone a Nazi once more, and we’ll solve the problem for you. Your remarks are way, WAY out of line. Let’s see what our administrators think. You may be a lost case already. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/63 "2001-04-01T21:04:57Z")
Coldfire is right on the money, as usual. Wahoo, if you have trouble leaving, I can HELP you leave permanently. And I might, whether you ask me to or not. Lynn Administrator For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/64 "2001-04-01T22:33:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Alphagene \* > > \*\*I am the mod of scum and villany. \*\* > > Wait, I’m getting confused. So who’s the Mod of a Modern Major General again? \*\* That would be Euty, Smeggy…he did write a thread about it. 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/65 "2001-04-01T23:50:29Z")
I would just like to repeat, as a random neural firing . . . **It’s Duke all the way.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/66 "2001-04-02T16:15:02Z")
**Jodi** : > [@](#): > > I would just like to repeat, as a random neural firing . . . > > It’s Duke all the way. Oh, Jodi. Beauty, brains, income . . . _and_ you’re a Duke fan? I love you. Marry me. Now. We can fly to Durham tonight for a honeymoon, and celebrate our love by the light of the burning benches . . . ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/67 "2001-04-02T21:53:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, Jodi. Beauty, brains, income . . . and you’re a Duke fan? I love you. Marry me. Now. We can fly to Durham tonight for a honeymoon, and celebrate our love by the light of the burning benches . . . ANDROS, you know craven adoration makes my knees weak, but alas, I cannot lead you on. I have Duke in the office pool. I don’t care enough about basketball to be called a fan of any team, and I normally would root for Arizona just 'cause they’re out West and my mom lives there, but . . . I have Duke in the office pool. 🙂 I hope the fact that my allegiance can be bought by the mere prospect of winning $27.50 and some free donuts doesn’t lessen your regard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928/68 "2001-04-02T22:43:00Z")
**Jodi** : Sigh. Ah well. No one’s perfect, I guess. But . . . > [@](#): > > I hope the fact that my allegiance can be bought by the mere prospect of winning $27.50 and some free donuts doesn’t lessen your regard. Actually, that’s even more arousing. Krispy Kreme ok with you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-i-tried/59928.md?page=3)