# Well, if THIS doesn't make you hurl, nothing will! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154 "2001-04-24T16:16:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/21 "2001-04-24T20:23:41Z")
most excellent, plnnr! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/22 "2001-04-24T22:19:42Z")
This squib appeared in an early issue of _Sex to Sexty,_ under the heading HEY, YA WANNA THROW UP?? (It was a spoof of a popular candy commercial in the late 60s) Kid in bathroom: “Chewy chewy Tootsie Roll lasts a long time!” His mother: “Put that nasty thing back in the toilet!!” ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/23 "2001-04-24T22:24:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\* Hollywood remaking _Gentlemen Prefer Blondes_ starring Drew Barrymore and Courtney Cox… \*\* Not for nothin’, **Sue** , but I think this is _much_ more gross than accidently ingesting rotting cow carcass. Ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/24 "2001-04-24T23:03:33Z")
mmm…carcass juice… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/25 "2001-04-24T23:05:07Z")
“We secretly replaced the tea in this British boarding house with new Holstein’s Rotting Carcass Fluid. Let’s see if they notice…” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/26 "2001-04-24T23:19:13Z")
Oh, how succulent, and delicious, undulating in death’s dissension. Sounding better every second, with the beating of my heart. To think I will search the byways tonight, and perchance come upon such a delight. To taste that aged and tender morsel, would be so glorious for a feast. A feast to end all hope of ever finding, a meal to surpass this gluttonous repast. A feast in memory of Lenore. Quote the raven “Never more!”. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/27 "2001-04-25T01:56:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabithina \* > \*\*Hmmmmm…I think I’ll eschew that roast beef sandwich I was going to make for lunch.:eek: \*\* You should always eschew thouroughly before swallowing ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/28 "2001-04-25T02:09:51Z")
hey, harmonious discord, i like that smiths tune too! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/29 "2001-04-25T02:22:54Z")
Have you seen the TV show “Jackass?” Let’s see 'em top _that._ Excuse me. One power puke comin’ up. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/30 "2001-04-25T03:39:25Z")
Actually a spoof of Poe. Oddly, I was tallented at producing Poe type poems in high school. Luckly I don’t hit the right mood to often anymore. He was after all pretty somber and morbid. I do hope it was entertaining in it’s own sick twisted way though. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/31 "2001-04-25T06:52:23Z")
In all seriousness, what’s going to happen to him? ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/32 "2001-04-25T07:38:17Z")
According to the BBC report about it yesterday, he’ll be fine. There was a guy who got it during the 1967 outbreak and he had no long term problems at all. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/33 "2001-04-25T08:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kferr \* > \*\*According to the BBC report about it yesterday, he’ll be fine. There was a guy who got it during the 1967 outbreak and he had no long term problems at all. \*\* kferr is right. It’s roughly the equivalent of a mild flu. Nothing serious. But shit an exploded cow carcass shooting juice into your mouth? You’ve got an entire plot line for a bad Sci-Fi movie there. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/34 "2001-04-25T08:09:15Z")
> [@](#): > > “Carn’t be any worse than boiled blood puddin’!” **Eve** - you obviously ran into an untalented cook. Everyone knows you **fry** the blood pudding, not boil it, so the black bits get really black, and give a nice contrast to the white bits. As with la nouvelle cuisine, it’s all in the presentation. ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/35 "2001-04-25T09:01:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\* > The man, whose name has not been released, was working on the slaughter of diseased animals in Cumbria, a county in northwest England that has been hit hard in Britain’s two-month-old epidemic of the livestock disease. A spokesman for Prime Minister Tony Blair said he understood that the man was moving a rotting cattle carcass when it burst, sending fluid into his mouth. \*\* I guess using the word ‘sending’ instead of ‘spewing’ or ‘oozing’ makes this little story a bit more tasteful. I wonder how this guy’s chances are gonna be with the ladies when his name gets out? If and when he gets another woman to kiss him, sex should be a cakewalk. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/36 "2001-04-25T11:31:24Z")
Guys and Gals, For the love of god, do not knock blood pudding until you have tried it! I got a table of people to eat black pudding last October. There wasnt one complaint. And “what passes for food over there”? Like “American Cuisine” exists or something. ---
**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154/37 "2001-04-25T12:54:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Guys and Gals, > > For the love of god, do not knock blood pudding until you have tried it! \*\* Damn…you got to it before I could. Nothing liek kaing up in the morning and haveing a “Scottish Breakfast”: Black pudding Lorne sausage Fried eggs (I prefer them runny 🙂 ) Mmm…it will have your heart begging for more. =) (Red or white puddings or a fish supper follow later in the day 😃 ) > [@](#): > > - > > \*\*And “what passes for food over there”? Like > “American Cuisine” exists or something. \*\* ## This reminds me of that clip from “A Fish Called Wanda” ## The English contribution to world cuisine, the ‘chip’. [http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/2347/thechip.wav](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/2347/thechip.wav) 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-if-this-doesnt-make-you-hurl-nothing-will/63154.md?page=1)