# Well, I'm finally here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284 "2008-04-21T19:44:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/21 "2008-04-22T15:59:33Z")

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[QUOTE=The Them]  
**Euphonius** , squids are the _exclusive_ property/sextoys of registered Ministers of the Church of the SubG _ONLY!!_  
You shall now turn yourself in to be executed for Unlicensed Perversion.  
[/QUOTE]

But I’m now wrapped in duct tape! Ha! I’m impervious to your logic!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/22 "2008-04-22T16:05:21Z")

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Good-looking squid here!

Shit. No chicks again…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/23 "2008-04-22T21:52:18Z")

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[QUOTE=ChiefScott]  
Good-looking squid here!

[/QUOTE]  
Dare I??  
Cite??

Yes, I dare.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/24 "2008-04-22T23:47:16Z")

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Yes you are and aren’t you a fine specimen! Welcome aboard!

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**Author:** ![Leiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Leiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leiko)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/25 "2008-04-23T00:27:51Z")

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Hi! Welcome to the boards! (I feel weird welcoming someone, as I’m fairly new here too. I lurked for a LONG time, on and off for years, before I joined.)

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-finally-here/446284/26 "2008-04-23T05:07:33Z")

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Thanks!

I’ve lurked so long I feel I already belong!

\<pulls up chair\>  
\<opens beer\>

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