# We'll I'm living here in Estrogenville. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747 "2003-06-23T12:22:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/41 "2003-06-24T20:07:31Z")
I hate to admit this, but…I can’t drive a stick shift. I was taught on an automatic. A few years ago, I had to learn to drive a stick shift, so I learned to do it at least well enough to get by. But by now I’ve forgotten completely. ---
**Author:** ![hilltopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@hilltopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hilltopper)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/42 "2003-06-24T20:24:35Z")
Welby, I’m sure you know by now fighting it is futile. You will be COMPLETELY INSANE by the end of the week. It’s simple math really. Your base level of testosterone VS. the testosterone vacuum created by teenage girls to the 4th power (exponential incremental increases) times seven days…forget it. Even the stoutest man would peter out after 5-6 days without some Testosterone reinforcements. Your only hope is to bring in some recruits to help balance out the household. The paradox is that only the best friend would walk into that bees hive and would you ask that good a friend to take a bullet for you? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/43 "2003-06-24T20:33:12Z")
He said “peter out.” Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/44 "2003-06-24T20:36:19Z")
(With apologies to Billy Joel) Well I’m living here in Estrongenville And I clearly have some time to kill So I’m posting on the SDMB to get some advice on how to be me. So now I’m eating just some vary rare meat right over the sink so I don’t take a seat. where the wimmin like to talk about things no man should know that make me cringe. And I’m living here in the Estrongenville but they’ve taken all my manliness down now I’m starting to color cord-nate and liking things I really should hate. But I’m living here in Estrongenville. every guy should have a pretty good shot to be a man when he goes to the shop but something happened on the way to that place they threw a tampon coupon in my face. So it’s getting very hard to sta-a-a-ay but I’m living here in Estrongenville. ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/45 "2003-06-24T20:58:00Z")
hang in there \*\* welby \*\*, you’ll make it out alright! incidentally, i lived in the same town as my university with 2 malaysian girls for 5 months. had no problems with that at all. we were all the same kinda people. one cooked the spiciest ‘ring-of-fire’ stuff you could imagine, and the other could burn a glass of water!!! then they kicked me out, thru absolutely no fault of my own… not that i’m bitter… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/46 "2003-06-24T21:07:12Z")
When your living with women the important thing is to never turn your back on them, this can be difficult, but I’ve found that painting eye dots on the back of the shirt is sufficent to fool them. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/47 "2003-06-24T23:39:05Z")
I am officially annoyed with **Zebra**. That rat-cranker **welby** ’s OP forced “Allentown” into my head, and it took me six or seven hours to get it out. I had to resort to Bon Jovi tunes, and it took me a while to get rid of _them_. **Zebra** stuck it right back in. Dang you, **Zebra**. The “hey, Hey, hey, HEY, hey, Hey, hey I’m just livin’ here in Estrogenville” part is driving me insane. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/48 "2003-06-25T03:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > **How are we defining “scratch”? if you _buy_ the crust and filling ready-made, it’s not scratch. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.** By _scratch_ I mean I whip out my flour and butter-flavored Crisco (makes a richer crust, dontcha know), spend a few minutes wildly brandishing my rolling pin, and fill the whole thing up with apples I’ve peeled, sliced, cored, and seasoned all by my lonesome self. Unless I can con my husband into doing it for me. > [@](#): > > \*\*Selfish bastard! 😛 \*\* No no no. I’m a selfish _bitch_. And you’re still not getting any pie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/49 "2003-06-25T11:06:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marlitharn \* > \*\*No no no. I’m a selfish _bitch_. And you’re still not getting any pie. 😃 \*\* You know, thinking back to **The Great One** I think this whole pie thing is fricking hillraious, jabronies :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747/50 "2003-06-25T14:01:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > \*\*I am officially annoyed with **Zebra**. > > That rat-cranker **welby** ’s OP forced “Allentown” into my head, and it took me six or seven hours to get it out. I had to resort to Bon Jovi tunes, and it took me a while to get rid of _them_. > > **Zebra** stuck it right back in. Dang you, **Zebra**. > > The “hey, Hey, hey, HEY, hey, Hey, hey I’m just livin’ here in Estrogenville” part is driving me insane. \*\* [Girlish Giggle] The only way for me to get rid of Allentown was to write Estrogenville! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-living-here-in-estrogenville/183747.md?page=2)