# Well, I'm never gonna be able to face outdoors or tolerate or trust nature for awhile, maybe ever;

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**Created:** [January 2, 2022, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071 "2022-01-02T06:09:39Z")\
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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> God, I cannot imagine how that would be.

Kinda like falling off a toilet and breaking your arm.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/62 "2022-01-07T17:04:24Z")

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Ibroke my hip in April by slipping off of the edge of the chair at the hairdresser’s!

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/63 "2022-01-08T00:44:22Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> She’s upset they shaved a portion of her hair.

Hmm, I’d be more relieved that the bugs are gone but then my hair grows quickly. What a story for the grandkids!

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**Author:** ![mozchron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mozchron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mozchron)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/64 "2022-01-08T01:01:14Z")

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Yes i’m sure.

If you don’t remove the larva, theoretically it will eventually be encapsulated by the body and eventually become a scar tissue mass. Unless it develops into a source of secondary infection. Then you have problems. So it’s best to remove it.

They don’t remove dead heartworms because they occur in dogs (not people) and would necessitate open heart surgery (much more risky than leaving them in). If the worms have caused damage the damage is done at that point anyway.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/65 "2022-01-11T06:33:19Z")

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She found another. Under her arm.  
Her and her boyfriend decided (they were drunk)to get it out their selves.

Omg. They got it. I understand It was pretty gross. They sent pix but I ain’t looking.

That girl’s crazy.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/66 "2022-01-11T15:47:05Z")

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Or, she could have just left it in…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/n2_Fu_zhLI4/maxresdefault.jpg "Hodgins is the surrogate for a bot fly--Bones") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2_Fu_zhLI4)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/67 "2022-01-11T18:04:52Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Her and her boyfriend decided (they were drunk)to get it out their selves.

OMG. That’s … that’s …

URK. 🤮 🤮 🤮

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/68 "2022-01-11T18:28:41Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> > [@snowthx](#):
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> > they are not endemic to any part of the US,
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> Times change as climate changes. Clearly, they are here and it’s just a matter of time until they are endemic.

They pupate underground; the fire ant population might keep them at bay.

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**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/69 "2022-01-11T18:31:05Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You can break lots of things falling off the toity.

> [@Baker](#):
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> Ibroke my hip in April by slipping off of the edge of the chair at the hairdresser’s!

One of my sisters broke a toe simply by getting out of bed.

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**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/70 "2022-01-11T18:33:38Z")

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Or **Cysticercosis**.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/71 "2022-01-11T18:47:55Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Her and her boyfriend decided (they were drunk)to get it out their selves.

Yeah, there are vid…never mind.

Evidently, hatching a bot fly from one’s own skin is some sort of entomologist “hold my beer” badge-of-honor thing.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/72 "2022-01-11T20:19:15Z")

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I can’t bring myself to look at her video of it.  
Son-of-a-wrek watched it. He recommended I not look.  
And I dang sure know I’ll not watch any YouTube vids.

I’m not usually so squeamish about medical things. But…this grosses me out the back door.

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**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/73 "2022-01-11T20:22:17Z")

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Ever see Alien?

Or, SpaceBalls?

“Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello my rag-time gal!”

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**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/74 "2022-01-12T17:12:28Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> She found another. Under her arm.

Time to play connect-the-dots!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/75 "2022-01-13T03:11:36Z")

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Well, my friend got chewed out by her doctor for operating on herself. She had to get a shot.  
So far no new bumps.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/76 "2022-01-13T14:08:09Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, my friend got chewed out…

Excellent choice of words/thread topic!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/77 "2022-01-14T05:32:13Z")

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I know a secret!!

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/78 "2022-01-14T20:54:09Z")

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Is it about nature or botflys?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/79 "2022-01-15T02:33:07Z")

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Neither. But fun stuffs!

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/80 "2022-01-15T02:39:24Z")

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How are you feeling after dialysis?

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