# Well, I'm never gonna be able to face outdoors or tolerate or trust nature for awhile, maybe ever;

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**Created:** [January 2, 2022, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071 "2022-01-02T06:09:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/81 "2022-01-15T02:40:45Z")

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I feel really good today.  
No bad things at dialysis

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/82 "2022-01-15T03:06:52Z")

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Good, good, good!

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/83 "2022-01-16T04:19:02Z")

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I wonder? Who was the bot-fly that put that idea of the “better” dialysis place in your ear???

Fuckin’ heated blankets and eggs-Mother-Fuckin-Benedict!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/84 "2022-01-16T06:27:57Z")

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Trust nature? I absolutely trust nature — _to try her hardest to **kill** me_.

I mean, that is what she is there for. We are all food. I just try to duck around her and hope she does not notice me.

Also, you probably do not want to find yourself sitting in front of a TV show called _The Monster Inside Me_. That one will peg your squick meter, every single time.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/85 "2022-01-16T06:28:01Z")

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Yeah, well. Does that make you Mr. Nice guy?

🙃

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/86 "2022-01-16T06:29:59Z")

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I’ve seen that show. For about 11 minutes. One time.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/87 "2022-01-16T06:33:25Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Mr. Nice guy

Ha! 2, 3, 4 Hot Cha!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-im-never-gonna-be-able-to-face-outdoors-or-tolerate-or-trust-nature-for-awhile-maybe-ever/957071/88 "2022-01-16T07:19:00Z")

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I always object when someone tries to misrepresent me that way. I mean, I was at a restaurant the other day (way other month), went to relieve myself, was confronted with “Gentlemen” and “Ladies” and said “_Well where the hell am **I** supposed to go?_”

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