# Well, it's June; what's bugging you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 31, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779 "2017-05-31T16:12:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/362 "2017-06-30T02:20:52Z")

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My dream had nothing to do with my ex-wife or abuse, thankfully. I don’t really want to get into the details of it as it covered a personal/spiritual issue in which I got a real education at the cost of a lot of terror and frustration.

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/363 "2017-06-30T06:48:53Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Hey, at least that won’t give her diabetes. 🙂 The sugar is worrisome. But maybe she’s mistaking it for, oh, comet cleanser and scrubbing the bathtub with it?

You never know :shrug:

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> I have a friend who insists on correcting her mother about utterly unimportant stuff and it drives me batty. Does it matter exactly what your address was, when you were seven? Who cares if you didn’t really have a pet poodle? Let the woman tell us about her darling Pookie. She’s trying her best to remain socially active and involved.

That’s the worst thing anyone can do and a surefire way to provoke ongoing agitation. I used to do it a lot until both my husband and the NH staff, like I said, made me realize why I shouldn’t.

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> (Okay, when I accompanied my MIL to her first appointment with a new specialist, yes. Dr: Have you had any heart problems? Her: Oh, no, I’ve always been healthy. Me: Well, you take medication for your blood pressure, and there was that quadruple bypass three years ago…)

Imagine my shock when, upon visiting a neurologist for the first time,my mother marched in there announcing that we were there because there was obviously something wrong with ME because she was there…

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/364 "2017-06-30T12:47:01Z")

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41+2. The kid remains elusive. Bright side, we went fishing yesterday.

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/365 "2017-06-30T15:17:05Z")

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My husband corrects people CONSTANTLY over piddly stuff. Then he’s surprised when our son corrects his sister over stupid things. I’ve tried telling them both that half the stuff they’re correcting people on just. Doesn’t. Matter. For example, is it really important to make sure we all understand that no, the clouds are not white and puffy, but instead are mostly white with grey undersides? And do I really need to be informed every single time my southern Indiana accent creeps into my voice and I say ya’ll instead of you or ray-anch (instead of ranch when referring to the dressing)? No, no it’s not.

However, my husband is really big on being as precise with language as possible to the point where I occasionally wish I could throw things at him. Sometimes I’m shocked we’re still married. Lucky for him, he’s got the most awesome sense of humor I’ve ever encountered, and when he’s not being overly precise, he’s a wonderful human being.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/366 "2017-06-30T22:59:56Z")

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Well, it looks like the month is going out with a bang!

[lightningmaps.org](http://lightningmaps.org) on a 150 mile range sounds like a AK-47 set to rock and roll, and the line of storms is headed right this way.

Wheeee!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/367 "2017-06-30T23:18:09Z")

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I just watched John Wick. It sucked haemorrhoid. Keanu Reeves is a hit man who takes down an entire mob outfit, killing at least 80 people in the process, because the mob boss’s son stole his car and killed his dog. It’s like Road to Perdition, if everyone in Road to Perdition was incredibly dumb and really bad at everything.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/368 "2017-06-30T23:20:44Z")

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> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#):
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> Keanu Reeves is a hit man who takes down an entire mob outfit, killing at least 80 people in the process, because the mob boss’s son stole his car and killed his dog.

Hence my joke about John Wick 3 being where they killed his neighbor’s dog.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/369 "2017-06-30T23:23:16Z")

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John Wick 4: They burning my dog!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/370 "2017-07-01T00:16:11Z")

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John Wick 5. His daily paper stops running Marmaduke.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/371 "2017-07-01T00:17:33Z")

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Wick Trimmings. Best of the cutting room floor (entire series).

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/372 "2017-07-01T01:43:34Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Wick Trimmings. Best of the cutting room floor (entire series).

And we have a thread winner!

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-june-whats-bugging-you/787779/373 "2017-07-02T17:10:37Z")

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Fucking Target. People always say how other stores are evil, and Target is always better. Then how come Target thinks my ass is just there to be screwed every time.

I need to buy widget. [Target.com](http://Target.com) says it is 60 bucks, not even on sale, it is just 60 bucks. Go over to the target store. It is $99. I say that is wrong, she says well I don’t know about that but if it is cheaper on line, you can go online to sort it out. I am skeptical, but she assures me.

So I pay the $99 and check on line. Policy say you have to go deal with the store . :mad: fuck, I knew it.

So here I am on a beautiful Sunday fighting with customer service. First guy I politely explain the situation. He say I have to go back to the store. I say “unacceptable, I need a manager” wait for ten minutes, get another peon. Go through it again slightly less politely. same routine, 15 minute wait, another peon. I go where I knew this would end up, saying if I don’t get help soon, I’ll go to the attorney general for false advertising (which isn’t an empty threat, I will and have before) So now I sit listening to Muzak again.

Fuck.

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