# Well, it's my unbirthday too! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485 "2000-10-11T01:32:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/21 "2000-10-11T04:00:26Z")
Actually, the good thing is that I dont actually wear one. If the majority of the 30 are mine, do I get to enjoy the majority of the time you are naked? ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/22 "2000-10-11T04:02:39Z")
Happy birthday, hypergirl Jess! 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 🙂 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/23 "2000-10-11T04:07:40Z")
Why are you so happy there, MSK? It’s not like I’m there with you. Although if I were I doubt you would be posting. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/24 "2000-10-11T04:22:42Z")
Just chiming in to do my part. Hey, what happens if we get 15 posts? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/25 "2000-10-11T04:32:26Z")
Oh look, it’s a newbie. Let’s tell him what felching and squicking are. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/26 "2000-10-11T04:40:38Z")
I’m sorry, I am new to posting to the sdmb. I’ve been reading the boards for a long time - I thought I had picked up the etiquette, but I appear to have missed something. I’m afraid I don’t know what felching and squicking are. It was not my intent to offend. I apologize for any offense taken, and do wish you a happy birthday. Please, return to your regularly scheduled revelries. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/27 "2000-10-11T04:42:38Z")
Trust me honey, give yourself an un-birthday present, and… DON’T ASK! Welcome aboard! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/28 "2000-10-11T06:23:56Z")
**bashere** , ya don’t wanna know. And it’s nice to have you here. Happy birthday, hypergirl! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/29 "2000-10-11T07:19:58Z")
I’m all for nudity, so I think I will post like crazy here. Oh, by the way, Happy birthday Hyper! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/30 "2000-10-11T12:35:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DigitalMuse \* > \*\*I don’t want to know… \*\* You’re probably going to find out… Jess, do we get to SEE you naked, or will you just get naked in the shower or something? Tasha, are we going to have to dig up old convos or give me a costume? ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/31 "2000-10-11T12:44:24Z")
Happy birthday hypergirl! Are all the parties here like this? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/32 "2000-10-11T13:32:27Z")
And many more!! Well, at least 7 more - can’t have underage people running around nekkid, now, can we? Well, if they’re just virtually nekked… Oh, and watch out - the jello is spiked! PS to Cumber: Not all the parties are like this, but the ones involving Hypergirl often are. I think she’s got a textile-avoidant personality. ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/33 "2000-10-11T13:35:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RalfCoder \* > \*\* And many more!! Well, at least 7 more - can’t have underage people running around nekkid, now, can we? Well, if they’re just virtually nekked…_\* ARRGH!! Sorry - I interpreted the OP as Hypergirl was turning 11, not turning \ ON the 11th. Sorry - musta had a brain cramp there for a minute… OK, Hypergirl, let the clothes fall where they may!!! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/34 "2000-10-11T13:59:48Z")
Need some whipped cream fo rthat jello? one more toward 30… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/35 "2000-10-11T14:07:02Z")
C’mon 30! Happy birthday Hypergirl, I got a very special present for you, but I’ll have to give it to you in private 😉 And a very merry unbirthday to Ssskuggiii! As always, you can unwrap your present whenever you feel like it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/36 "2000-10-11T14:23:58Z")
Dear Tasha, Although it’s not your birthday today, for a lady of such unequaled beauty every day is a treat. Look forward to seeing you later and "celebrating. XOXOXO, Antonio ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/37 "2000-10-11T15:43:51Z")
Happy birthday hyper!!! _does the happy dance_ Hmmm… beautiful scantily clad women, jello, a Lewis Carrol reference, party atmosphere… it just doesn’t get much better than this. And happy unbirthday to the rest of you too. Especially you Tash. But I have to ask: what makes it ugly? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/38 "2000-10-11T21:54:43Z")
Happy birthday, Hyper. That’s a very nice birthday suit, you have there - may I feel? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/39 "2000-10-12T00:58:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Dear Tasha, > Although it’s not your birthday today, for a lady of such unequaled beauty every day is a treat. Look forward to seeing you later and "celebrating. > XOXOXO, > Antonio \*\* Antonio??? 😕 I’ll just have to take up that offer. Please explain also the following: > [@](#): > > **Tasha, are we going to have to dig up old convos or give me a costume?** > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by dpr_ > **what makes it ugly?** It’s this icky off-white color. I mean, it’d been kewler in a fun color or a wacky [no pun intended] texture. Happy returns again, my favorite birthday putz. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/40 "2000-10-12T00:58:34Z")
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