# Well, it's my unbirthday too! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485 "2000-10-11T01:32:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/41 "2000-10-12T01:12:44Z")
All this happyness is making me depressed. I’m going to the Pit, to make a “Fuck You” thread to all my bastard freinds who forgot it was my birthday two days ago. :::::::Sk8 awaiting pity posts before leaving::::::: ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/42 "2000-10-12T01:15:28Z")
GREAT!! I just wasted my 300th frickin’ post being a bitch. Happy b-day hype. I’m sorry for my angryness. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/43 "2000-10-12T01:58:24Z")
It’s ok sk8rixtx, we still love you!! Jess, pleace tell me when you beign to strip, so I can cover my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/44 "2000-10-12T02:01:36Z")
{{{sk8rxtx}}} I’m sorry your friends forgot your birthday. Everyone here still thinks you’re kewl. xizor-Thanks. Oooh! What’s my present? Is it long and cylandrical? Can I suck on it? KK-What’s in it for me if I let you? Ralf-You’re right. I hate clothes. Clothes suck…and so do I. 😉 Bashere-You didn’t offend, but you _ **REALLY** _ don’t want to know. For anyone else who posted, thanks very much? Mwah! I love you all. And, as promised… ::Reaches around my back and slowly unties my bikini top, throws it across the room. Steps out of thong bikini bottoms:: So now who’s up for some naked twister? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/45 "2000-10-12T02:07:39Z")
Hypergirl, you have a way of getting the guys up for things… ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/46 "2000-10-12T02:53:03Z")
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Party time!! I’m happppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/47 "2000-10-12T03:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*xizor-Thanks. Oooh! What’s my present? Is it long and cylandrical? Can I suck on it? > \*\* It is ready whenever you are, m’lady. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/48 "2000-10-12T07:29:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*KK-What’s in it for me if I let you? > \*\* Tell you what, if any part of you looks like it’s getting cold, I’ll rub it until it warms up… \ psst, you, by the thermostat, c’mere a sec…\ ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/49 "2000-10-12T13:21:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > > Ralf-You’re right. I hate clothes. Clothes suck…and so do I. 😉 Ooooh, I just fell in lust… Hypergirl, where were you when I was single? Never mind, don’t answer that… I asked that question once to a sweet young thing, and she batted her eyes at me and said, “In third grade”. Sigh… > [@](#): > > For anyone else who posted, thanks very much? Mwah! I love you all. And, as promised… > > ::Reaches around my back and slowly unties my bikini top, throws it across the room. Steps out of thong bikini bottoms:: > > So now who’s up for some naked twister? \*\* ::Ralf removes the bikini top from his face:: I’m keeping this for a souvenir! And I’m first to spin!! Hey, look - the needle stopped at “tan line”! C’mere, hyper… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/50 "2000-10-12T23:35:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*Hypergirl, you have a way of getting the guys up for things… \*\* I like getting guys **UP**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/51 "2000-10-12T23:38:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > \*\*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Party time!! I’m happppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy! \*\* Little bit too happy there. Although, I guess you are entitled, since I am naked. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/52 "2000-10-12T23:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*It is ready whenever you are, m’lady. \*\* Good. I’ll take it right now then, thanks. I need my practice after all. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/53 "2000-10-12T23:56:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > \*\*Tell you what, if any part of you looks like it’s getting cold, I’ll rub it until it warms up… > > \ psst, you, by the thermostat, c’mere a sec…\ \*\* That will do just fine then. You know, it is a tidbit nipply in here. But what will you use to warm me up? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/54 "2000-10-13T00:06:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RalfCoder \* > \*\* Ooooh, I just fell in lust… Hypergirl, where were you when I was single? Never mind, don’t answer that… I asked that question once to a sweet young thing, and she batted her eyes at me and said, “In third grade”. Sigh…_\* Thanks. 🙂 I was probably right here then. But, I’m not in third grade. > [@](#): > > \*\* > ::Ralf removes the bikini top from his face:: > > I’m keeping this for a souvenir! And I’m first to spin!! Hey, look - the needle stopped at “tan line”! C’mere, hyper… \*\* Hey, I’m going to need that back…eventually. Hey, I don’t have tan lines. I’m even all over. And I do mean ALL over. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/55 "2000-10-13T01:53:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*I like getting guys **UP**! 😉 \*\* Well, you certainly are good at that! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/56 "2000-10-13T02:06:02Z")
Really now? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/57 "2000-10-13T05:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\*Hypergirl, you have a way of getting the guys up for things… \*\* > > I like getting guys **UP**! 😉 \*\* And we like the way you do it. I’d like to show my appreciation…(looks down)…Oh. I am…:D: ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/58 "2000-10-13T05:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > > \*\*Tell you what, if any part of you looks like it’s getting cold, I’ll rub it until it warms up… > > > > \ psst, you, by the thermostat, c’mere a sec…\ \*\* > > That will do just fine then. You know, it is a tidbit nipply in here. But what will you use to warm me up? \*\* Well, I could use my tongue…but that would me more licking than rubbing and I know how girls hate that… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/59 "2000-10-13T13:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Hey, I don’t have tan lines. I’m even all over. And I do mean ALL over. 😉 \*\* :: imagining that in my brain :: mmmmmmmm, how exotic and erotic at the same time. :: no longer just standing “up”, but saluting as well 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485/60 "2000-10-13T14:46:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > > Thanks. 🙂 I was probably right here then. But, I’m not in third grade. And right here is where you belong! > [@](#): > > \*\* > ::Ralf removes the bikini top from his face:: > > I’m keeping this for a souvenir! And I’m first to spin!! Hey, look - the needle stopped at “tan line”! C’mere, hyper… \*\* > > Hey, I’m going to need that back…eventually. Hey, I don’t have tan lines. I’m even all over. And I do mean ALL over. 😉 \*\* No way, you threw it to me, it’s mine now!! But maybe you can earn it back… And are you sure about the tan lines? Come sit here on my lap, and let me check. Hmmm… What’s this right _here_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-my-unbirthday-too/36485.md?page=2)