# Well, it's official - I'm a female

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172 "2008-08-07T15:00:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/21 "2008-08-07T16:27:41Z")

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Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 21%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 79%

I’m a man.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/22 "2008-08-07T16:34:03Z")

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77% male. My SDMB handle didn’t even throw them off the scent.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/23 "2008-08-07T16:42:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Antigen]  
Yeah, I’ll pass too. Cute idea but I’d rather not.  
[/QUOTE]

My frosted side wants to play, but my shredded wheat side says, “Keep outta my bidness!”

**Knead**  
All Man

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/24 "2008-08-07T17:06:54Z")

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It’s still thinking. It does warn that it may take a long time on IE.

It will be interesting to see how different my work computer history is from my home computer history.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/25 "2008-08-07T17:12:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
WHy on Earth are you people allowing some random website to data-mine your browser history?  
[/QUOTE]

Because my browser history consists of nothing I don’t care that the world sees.

Besides, I’m amused that according to it - I’m 64% female.

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**Author:** ![tirial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@tirial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tirial)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/26 "2008-08-07T17:31:29Z")

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I just checked from home.  
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 23%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 77%

Its the finance and aviation sites that did it. Does anyone believe I’m a girl?

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**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/27 "2008-08-07T17:35:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Athena]  
I had Mr. Athena take the test. I’m more male than HE is. :smack:  
[/QUOTE]

Note to self: Do NOT show this site to my wife.  
Also, I note that [icanhascheezburger.com](http://icanhascheezburger.com) weights more heavily towards male than female. That kinda surprises me.  
RR  
ETA: Oh, yeah, 79% male, 21% female.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/28 "2008-08-07T17:43:36Z")

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Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 51%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 49%  
Site Male-Female Ratio  
[google.com](http://google.com)  
0.98  
[youtube.com](http://youtube.com)  
1  
[paypal.com](http://paypal.com)  
1.04  
[cnn.com](http://cnn.com)  
1.35  
[imdb.com](http://imdb.com)  
1.06  
[netflix.com](http://netflix.com)  
0.79  
[snopes.com](http://snopes.com)  
0.74  
[amtrak.com](http://amtrak.com)  
0.75  
[funnyordie.com](http://funnyordie.com)  
1.27  
[fueleconomy.gov](http://fueleconomy.gov)  
1.6  
[bigscreen.com](http://bigscreen.com)  
0.96  
[mentalfloss.com](http://mentalfloss.com)  
0.75

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Oh yeah, my browser history has some top-sekrit info.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/29 "2008-08-07T17:59:42Z")

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I’m slightly more male than female, but that’s because I was looking up car stereos on Crutchfield.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/30 "2008-08-07T18:07:12Z")

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Mine wasn’t much fun since I clear history recently. What’s left pushed me into the wrong gender.

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 46%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 54%  
Site Male-Female Ratio  
[msn.com](http://msn.com) 0.92  
[wikipedia.org](http://wikipedia.org) 1.08  
[straightdope.com](http://straightdope.com) 1.17

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/31 "2008-08-07T18:14:47Z")

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It only listed a few of the sites I’ve been to, and it came up with

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 45%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 55%

It didn’t seem to take into account all the car and engine sites I’ve been reading lately, which I would imagien would weigh towards male. Interesting, though. I am male, by the way.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/32 "2008-08-07T18:24:13Z")

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Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 96%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 4%

Damn…I guess I’ve been wrong all these years.

Although I have been told by several female friends that I’m not a “typical guy”.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/33 "2008-08-07T19:02:30Z")

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Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 64%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 36%

Anybody want my penis? Apparently I don’t need it.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/34 "2008-08-07T19:05:45Z")

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Other sites with the same intention have nailed me correctly but this one thinks I’m female:

> [@](#):
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> Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 62%  
> Likelihood of you being MALE is 38%
> 
> Site Male-Female Ratio  
> [google.com](http://google.com)  
> 0.98  
> [youtube.com](http://youtube.com)  
> 1  
> [imdb.com](http://imdb.com)  
> 1.06  
> [capitalone.com](http://capitalone.com)  
> 0.75  
> [frostwire.com](http://frostwire.com)  
> 0.79

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/35 "2008-08-07T19:09:33Z")

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5% Female  
95% Male

Seems that my browsing of epicurious and recipe sites was far offset by techie gadget and camera sites. Also [bugmenot.com](http://bugmenot.com) skews heavily towards male, as well.

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**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/36 "2008-08-07T19:23:58Z")

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2% Female  
98% Male

Whew! I was worried for a minute there. Maybe all the time I spend on ESPN’S website tipped them off.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/37 "2008-08-07T19:36:22Z")

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Since it’s my work computer, I don’t much care about anyone mining my browser history, since someone is anyway.

Since it’s my work computer, I scored 98% male 2% female, and the two percent was entirely “things my wife wanted me to see a link to, such as QVC stuff for birthday presents” as compared to the tech sites, top of which is [tomshardware.com](http://tomshardware.com) at freakin’ 2.33:1 male-female.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/38 "2008-08-07T20:07:00Z")

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Here were my results:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 47%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 53%

Site Male-Female Ratio  
[google.com](http://google.com) 0.98  
[amazon.com](http://amazon.com) 0.9  
[worldofwarcraft.com](http://worldofwarcraft.com) 1.08  
[straightdope.com](http://straightdope.com) 1.17  
Good summary of my work browsing habits. Interesting that the Dope is more masculine than WoW.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/39 "2008-08-07T20:33:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
Anybody want my penis?  
[/QUOTE]  
Gutsy question on this board!

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-official-im-a-female/459172/40 "2008-08-07T20:39:31Z")

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[QUOTE=An Arky]  
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 21%  
Likelihood of you being MALE is 79%

I’m a man.  
[/QUOTE]

Dude, in this case, you need to capitalize Man.

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