# Well it's one for the money **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 25, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306 "2017-09-25T22:29:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/41 "2017-09-29T19:00:45Z")
“Working from seven til ELEVEN every night really makes life a drag. I don’t think that’s right.” - Led Zeppelin, “Since I Been Loving You.” “And when it’s TWELVE o’clock, we climb the stair. We never knock, for nobody’s there- just me and my shadow.” “Very superstitious, ladder’s about’ to fall. THIRTEEN month old baby broke the looking glass.” “FOURTEEN joys and a will to be merry/married ( **different lyrics sites give both words!** ), and all of the things that we say are very sentimental, gentle wind, blowing through my life again. Sentimental lady, gentle one.” “Cause when you’re FIFTEEN and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them.” - Taylor Swift “You’re SIXTEEN, you’re beautiful and you’re mine.” “I Learned the truth at SEVENTEEN, that love was meant for beauty queens.” - Janis Ian “I’m EIGHTEEN, and I don’t know what I want.” - Alice Cooper “Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes… here comes your NINETEENTH nervous breakdown.” “She’s a TWENTIETH century fox, shes a (boom boom) twentieth century fox!” “Cat’s foot, iron claw. Neurosurgeons scream for more, at paranoia’s frozen door. TWENTY-FIRST century schizoid man.” ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/42 "2017-09-29T20:09:36Z")
What is the meaning of all of this? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/43 "2017-09-30T00:09:27Z")
Do NOT watch this _Movie_ ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/44 "2017-09-30T01:40:40Z")
[I wore my .44 so long, I’ve made my shoulder sore I wore my .44 so long, I done made my shoulder sore Well, I’m wondrin everybody, where’d my baby go? Well, I’m so mad this mornin, I don’t know where in the world to go Well, I’m so mad this mornin, I don’t know where in the world to go Well, I’m lookin for me some money, pawned gun to have some gold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6b5bQNuRg) - or - [Ridin` the range once more Totin` my old .44 Where you sleep out every night And the only law is right Back in the saddle again Whoopi-ty-aye-oh]([Gene Autry - Back in the Saddle Again (from Back in the Saddle 1941) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5F-O_19lSI)) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/45 "2017-09-30T02:03:42Z")
Daddy, what’s [this](http://cnynews.com/files/2013/01/45-record-ebay1.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/46 "2017-09-30T13:28:38Z")
46 peaks in the Adirondacks. Folks who climbed them all are ‘forty-sixers’. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/47 "2017-09-30T14:15:43Z")
A for 'Orses (Hay for Horses) B for Mutton (Beef or Mutton) C for Miles (See for Miles) D for Ential (Differential) E for Brick (Heave a Brick) F for Vessence (Effervescence) G for Get It (Gee, forget it!) H for Retirement (Age for Retirement) I for The Engine (Ivor the Engine) J for Oranges (Jaffa Oranges) K for Restaurant (Cafe or Restaurant) L for Leather (Hell for Leather) M for Sis (Emphasis) N for Lope (Envelope) O for The Garden Wall (Over the Garden Wall) P for Relief (How do you spell relief) Q for a Bus (Queue for a Bus) R for Mo (Half a Moment) S for As You Go (As Far As You Go) T for Two (Tea for Two) U for Me (You for Me) V for La France (Vive la France) W for the Winnings (Double you for the Winnings) X for Breakfast (Eggs for Breakfast) Y for Husband (Wife or Husband) Z for Wind (Zephyr Wind) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/48 "2017-09-30T17:05:33Z")
I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side And it’s a-made out of rattlesnake hide Got a brand new chimney put on top And it’s a-made outta human skull Come on take a little walk with me baby And tell me, who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? [off by one, but I’ve been waiting all week for this…] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/49 "2017-09-30T17:59:16Z")
Clementine’s dad, the miner ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/50 "2017-09-30T18:03:43Z")
Didn’t he play football for San Francisco? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/51 "2017-09-30T20:11:16Z")
Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/52 "2017-09-30T21:57:25Z")
52 card pick-up ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/53 "2017-10-01T12:05:33Z")
[Herbie!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i9BP4j1qXFE/maxresdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/54 "2017-10-01T12:06:46Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire…[off by one, but I’ve been waiting all week for this…] Allowed. Awesome tune. mmm ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/55 "2017-10-01T12:24:26Z")
Gonna write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can’t drive… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/56 "2017-10-01T12:37:31Z")
Oh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy why don’t we go sit down in the shade * * * [listen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qGpJvLCkU) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/57 "2017-10-01T14:17:21Z")
_Hey, Spanish Johnny, you want to make a little easy money tonight?_ -from Bruce Springsteen’s “Incident on 57th Street” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/58 "2017-10-01T14:31:00Z")
Varieties of Heinz plus 1 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/59 "2017-10-01T16:16:22Z")
'59 Dom P’erignon Rose cost $22,280.00 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-its-one-for-the-money/797306/60 "2017-10-01T16:53:43Z")
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