# Well Known People You Could Never Shag

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 10, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502 "2011-07-10T13:22:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/1 "2011-07-10T13:22:28Z")

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For me it is Germaine Greer.  
I really wish I could find a video of her getting it off with Hugh Hefner.

Vitriolic old bitch.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/2 "2011-07-10T15:12:15Z")

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Are you talking about famous people who turn you off so thoroughly, you could never consider doing them?

That’s easy - Rosie O’Donnell.

From what I hear, I don’t have to worry much about it anyway.

Similarly, Nancy Grace.

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**Author:** ![charmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@charmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmstr)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/3 "2011-07-10T15:23:19Z")

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You might want to narrow your parameters a bit. As wide open as your question is, the number of people I wouldn’t consider doing is considerably larger than the number I would.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/4 "2011-07-10T16:10:22Z")

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Seriously- there are so many.

How about Ted Nugent? Ick.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/5 "2011-07-10T16:13:42Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> That’s easy - Rosie O’Donnell.

Everyone who immediately thought of Rosie O’Donnell upon reading the thread title, raise your hand!

[raises hand]

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/6 "2011-07-10T16:32:41Z")

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Whoopi Goldberg

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/7 "2011-07-10T16:45:19Z")

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Nancy Grace

_shrivel_

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/8 "2011-07-10T19:27:31Z")

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_\>\>shudder\<\<_ [These](http://www.localhistories.org/aussies.html) _\>\>shudder\<\<_

😛 j/k!! It’s your thread and you can ask whatever you want, but I think it would be helpful to establish some basic criteria. Why not something along the lines of, “Which celebrity the gossip rags and TV shows always say is ultra-hot but you wouldn’t do them even if it meant the human race would die out?”

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/9 "2011-07-10T19:32:07Z")

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Everyone upthread who didn’t say “Madeleine Albright” make me sick. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/10 "2011-07-10T20:51:55Z")

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I’m getting a little sick just _thinking_ about sexxoring Madeleine Albright.

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/11 "2011-07-10T21:01:47Z")

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Any famous person with a penis, to start off with.

Seriously, you might want to narrow your paramaters.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-known-people-you-could-never-shag/588502/12 "2011-07-10T21:26:16Z")

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To begin with, all women and 90% of men.

If I have to pick one, it’s [this](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a359_Dennis.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx&usg=__X3bSE8xjlyOYCKf_OpcJivNGKaY=&h=300&w=450&sz=23&hl=en&start=0&sig2=g_W_QmqvARBvbLk1ppIBYg&zoom=1&tbnid=YMzhupikq2WztM:&tbnh=161&tbnw=215&ei=4hcaTuLVB5KfsQKyoZjCBw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Ddennis%2Bavner%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26channel%3Ds%26biw%3D1119%26bih%3D1140%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=492&vpy=146&dur=195&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=171&ty=108&page=1&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0). I’d rather have sex with Madeleine Albright [shudder].