# We'll need a forum for crappy parents **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567 "2004-11-25T00:36:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/21 "2004-11-25T03:50:13Z")
Right, time’s up. I’m not arguing any more. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/22 "2004-11-25T03:58:43Z")
> [@Driver8](#): > > You’re all too late. **Governor Quinn’s** post ended the joke 😉 Well, it isn’t _my_ fault that the punchline (my post) comes immediately after the part found in **Scruloose** ’s post. And I do argue in my spare time. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/23 "2004-11-25T04:02:19Z")
A great example of completely forgetting the OP. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/24 "2004-11-25T04:17:47Z")
You had OPs? In my day we had to post in threads without them. I know it’s lame. But, But… IT’S MY ONLY LINE!!! ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/25 "2004-11-25T04:19:15Z")
You had threads? Luxury. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/26 "2004-11-25T04:21:09Z")
Oh, it’s not forgotten. Everything in here is relevant, tangentially and elliptically. Or maybe that’s just the way my brain works. The thread title says it all. There are so many horrific true tales out there that they need their own Pit, Volume II. * * * Oh, and by the way, I had to walk eight miles on my knees in a blizzard just to be born. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/27 "2004-11-25T04:25:32Z")
I wish to complain about this thread that was started not three hours ago by the OP. It’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/28 "2004-11-25T04:41:30Z")
You had a dead parrot to argue with? All we ever got was a retarded armadillo, so shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/29 "2004-11-25T04:42:22Z")
No it’s not, it’s just digressing. Beautiful verbiage, the crappy parent thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/30 "2004-11-25T04:42:57Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > I wish to complain about this thread that was started not three hours ago by the OP. > > It’s dead. It’s a man’s life, hijacking pit threads! ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/31 "2004-11-25T04:44:59Z")
Say No More. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/32 "2004-11-25T04:50:12Z")
> [@Mr. Miskatonic](#): > > It’s a man’s life, hijacking pit threads! I always wanted to be a thread-hijacker – leaping from topic to topic, perched on a full-lumbar-support office chair in the mighty forests of British Columbia… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/33 "2004-11-25T04:53:23Z")
Well, I certainly didn’t expect a thread hijack! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/34 "2004-11-25T05:22:42Z")
No One Expects A Thread Hijack!! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/35 "2004-11-25T05:27:30Z")
Nice little pit thread you’ve got here. Be a shame if something were to happen to it… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/36 "2004-11-25T05:58:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You had a dead parrot to argue with? All we ever got was a retarded armadillo, so shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed… ‘E’s just pinin’. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/37 "2004-11-25T06:18:48Z")
“Mein Pitter Threaden hat keine Nase!” “Wie riecht es?” “Schrecklich!” Aaaaaaaaaarrrgh! (thud!) ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/38 "2004-11-25T06:19:30Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > “Mein Pitter Threaden hat keine Nase!” > > “Wie riecht es?” > > “Schrecklich!” > > Aaaaaaaaaarrrgh! (thud!) This is a tobbaconists. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/39 "2004-11-25T06:25:57Z")
Well, its certainly uncontaminated by cheese! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567/40 "2004-11-25T06:30:24Z")
This thread is getting silly! (No, really, it is, and I think I hear **Lynn Bodoni** coming! Anybody got any chocolate? Crunchy frog? Cockroach cluster?..) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-need-a-forum-for-crappy-parents/276567.md?page=3)