# Well now.. that was an expensive tantrum!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136 "2005-08-15T20:08:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/1 "2005-08-15T20:08:11Z")

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[Crowe’s £6m phone call](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=359134&in_page_id=1773&in_a_source=)

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> At £6million, it is the most expensive phone call of Russell Crowe’s life - and he didn’t even get through.  
> The actor is expected to pay the huge sum to a porter he attacked after being unable to get an outside line from his New York hotel room as he tried to ring his wife in Australia.
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> Nestor Estrada was left with a cut cheek after the notoriously volatile Crowe threw a phone and then a vase at him in frustration.  
> The case was due to go to court next month and if he had been found guilty of assault, the New Zealand-born actor faced being banned from the US and a potential prison term.
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> The prosecution had a security tape showing him attacking Mr Estrada with a phone before throwing the vase and then giving a bizarre bow.
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> A source close to the actor said: "Russell has been hit where it hurts with this one. His ego is bruised and his wallet is griefstricken but he knows going to court isn’t an option.
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> "The security video is damning and would become public if they enter the courtroom.
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> "It is almost certain that Russell would be found guilty and this would have a near fatal effect on his long-term career.
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> "Not only could he be prevented from shooting movies in the US but it would also prevent him from undertaking publicity tours or even attending awards shows such as the Oscars. He absolutely needs this to go away and

it will."

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/2 "2005-08-15T20:18:01Z")

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Well, it’s a bit excessive, IMHO.

Seriously… $11M US for a phone to the head? There’s an abuse of justice if I ever saw one.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/3 "2005-08-15T20:18:26Z")

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£6million? Ooh ooh! Attack me next, attack me!!

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**Author:** ![Sensibility](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@Sensibility](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sensibility)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/4 "2005-08-15T20:23:31Z")

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Guess it wasnt cheap rate 6p per hour to Australia then? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/5 "2005-08-15T20:33:14Z")

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Crowe’s lawyer contacted Live with Regis and Kelly this morning to say that there is no settlement - the whole thing was a rumour.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/6 "2005-08-15T20:33:49Z")

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Yeah, getting a rep for attacking people just ruined Sean Penn’s career. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/7 "2005-08-15T20:41:45Z")

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Ghanima’s plan for financial success:

1. Bait Russell Crowe
2. Get ass kicked
3. Profit!

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/8 "2005-08-15T20:43:37Z")

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I’d just love to see some random bellhop or waiter or clerk have to put up with Crowe’s abuse, only to fight back in self-defense and beat the shit out of the guy. That would be the coolest thing ever, as he would look like the colossal douche he is, and lose all his “bad-boy cred” at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/9 "2005-08-15T20:48:50Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Well, it’s a bit excessive, IMHO.
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> Seriously… $11M US for a phone to the head? There’s an abuse of justice if I ever saw one.

Well if he was charged any less it would hardly be a punishment for someone with as much money as he has.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/10 "2005-08-15T20:51:50Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Yeah, getting a rep for attacking people just ruined Sean Penn’s career. :dubious:

Actually, it kinda did–for a while at least. It took years of low-profile and unsuccessful movies (and a divorce from Madonna) before he was embraced by the industry again. By then, he had mellowed, remarried, and gotten older & wiser.

But yeah, it certainly did hurt his career–not irreperably, as it happens, but it could have.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/11 "2005-08-15T23:05:25Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Seriously… $11M US for a phone to the head? There’s an abuse of justice if I ever saw one.

They’re settling out of court rather than go to trial - if Crowe had wanted to take his chances with that, he could have. Justice per se isn’t involved here.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/12 "2005-08-15T23:25:21Z")

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> [@Ghanima](#):
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> Ghanima’s plan for financial success:
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> 1. Bait Russell Crowe
> 2. Get ass kicked
> 3. Profit!

I can’t imagine how many people will try to instigate shit with him now. He’s going to have be in disguise everywhere he goes now. Folks everywhere are going be like that Crocodile Hunter spoof on ‘South Park’: “There’s Russell Crowe!! I’m gonna stick me thumb in his butthole! That’ll piss 'im off!”

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/13 "2005-08-15T23:46:58Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Folks everywhere are going be like that Crocodile Hunter spoof on ‘South Park’: “There’s Russell Crowe!! I’m gonna stick me thumb in his butthole! That’ll piss 'im off!”

Of course, that plan depends on Crowe being like [that Russell Crowe spoof on _South Park_](http://beggar.tripod.com/Crowe/TV/SouthPark/Show/sp24.jpg). 😃

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-that-was-an-expensive-tantrum/317136/14 "2005-08-16T00:19:47Z")

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I used to have a four hundred dollar Seiko watch, but it hit him square on the noggin!! 😛😛 :eek:
