# Well, now, this was interesting ...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389
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**Created:** [May 4, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389 "2001-05-04T21:40:03Z")
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### Author: ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/1 "2001-05-04T21:40:03Z")

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> Warning: 1 is not a MySQL result index in admin/db\_mysql.php on line 82
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> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 731
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> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 734
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> There seems to have been a slight problem with the database. Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.
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> An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.
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> We apologise for any inconvenience.

Received on the screen just a few minutes ago, while trying to access MPSIMS.

What does this mean?

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/2 "2001-05-04T22:44:12Z")

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It means that PHP and MySQL had a moment of bad gas, recommendations are for the server to lay off beans and bananas. AKA a database compilation error (I believe.)

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### Author: ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/3 "2001-05-04T22:47:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Warning: 1 is not a MySQL result index in admin/db\_mysql.php on line 82
> 
> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 731
> 
> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 734
> 
> There seems to have been a slight problem with the database. **Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.**
> 
> An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.
> 
> We apologise for any inconvenience.

What you need to know is bolded. The rest basically says, “whoops, something screwed up, sorry.” Happens every once in a while. Hit refresh and go on with life. It always works for me after I do that.

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### Author: ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2001, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/4 "2001-05-05T09:34:04Z")

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I actually tried MPSIMS again, got no joy, thought, “Oh, well”, and – as **waterj** put it: “got on with life.” I didn’t go into the shock-horrors: just wanted to know, without e-mailing tech staff and probably not being able to understand their lingo, what it meant. Whatever got screwed up – did it involve 3 lines of the program? Wow.

“Oops” probably has meaning of its own in techie-speak. But doesn’t it _just_ sum up the whole deal? My applause to the techie who put that there.

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### Author: ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/5 "2001-05-05T17:21:21Z")

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that happens to me sometimes, its usually the board being too busy I assume. Of course, IM sure to get a coldburn for that comment.

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### Author: ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/6 "2001-05-05T17:43:08Z")

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Not from me, **handy** , not from me. Ta for the input.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-now-this-was-interesting/64389/7 "2001-05-05T19:38:19Z")

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Well, I don’t know SQL programming, but in my experience with C and BASIC, it’s almost unheard of for a program to have a problem that spans more than one line. What is common, though, is for a program to have a one-line error that the computer thinks is a multi-line error. Often, the line that has the error isn’t even one of the ones the computer suspects. Lots of luck, then, to the programmer who’s trying to find it.
