# Well, Somebody's Gotta Do The MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 18, 2013, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241 "2013-03-18T10:14:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/21 "2013-03-18T15:15:44Z")

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**Faerie** , we want pics!

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**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/22 "2013-03-18T15:26:38Z")

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> [@freckafree](#):
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> **Faerie** , we want pics!

I’ll try to get some up later this week after I get the buttons on.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/23 "2013-03-18T15:27:09Z")

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> [@nashiitashii](#):
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> It’s also **Acid Lamp** ’s birthday today. We started the morning by beginning P90X, which kicked our butts, then I made us some delicious breakfast: [corned beef and cabbage hash with bechamel sauce and a fried egg on top](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MvDzZ8GZzhA/UUcrUe19PWI/AAAAAAAACC4/3jpBtVZNX90/s887/13+-+1).
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> I work late today, so birfday celebrations will happen tomorrow.

Happy Birthday **Acid Lamp**! Also, breakfast at **Nashi’s** place every mornin’! YUM!

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**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/24 "2013-03-18T17:03:01Z")

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Microsoft Visio and I are no longer on speaking terms. PowerPoint can also go take a flying leap.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/25 "2013-03-18T17:04:31Z")

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Happy Birthday _ **Apes** _ and _ **Acid Lamp** _!

I really wish work had someplace I could go take a nap. I didn’t get to sleep until at least midnight last night - I went to bed when I was supposed to and I thought I would drift right off, but I ended up taking a Benadryl to put me under around 11:30. And so I woke up all groggy and dead.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/26 "2013-03-18T17:05:39Z")

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\*\*Happy Birthday Acid Lamp!

And thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!\*\*  
I got the best birthday present today at the OB, he says my contractions are nothing to be worried about, everything looks great physically and all my labs were perfect today. The only thing is **Baby Apes** is measuring a couple of weeks bigger than she should be (she is estimated to be about 3.5 lbs at 29 weeks :eek:), so she may just be a big baby who will come early. She should do great no matter when she comes!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/27 "2013-03-18T17:21:52Z")

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**Hippo Birdies, Acid Lamp!**

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/28 "2013-03-18T17:58:17Z")

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Happy Birthday **Apes & Acid Lamp**

We have sprung spring here in SE TEXAS, we are now into the 80’s temp wise

Have some fires to put out

Back later, happy Monday to all

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/29 "2013-03-18T18:46:51Z")

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Yay for great baby report **Apes**!

Irk is bein’ it’s more than usual irkiness today. Glad I have sump’n to look forward to this evenin’.

Ok, back to irk. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/30 "2013-03-18T18:56:18Z")

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Just about time for me to split. huzzah! It’s been one of \*those \*days…

Happy, happy, **Acid Lamp**!

More huzzahs for good \*\*Apelette \*\*news!! 😃

I think I shall log out and mosey towards my sweetie’s office. I want outta here!!!

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/31 "2013-03-18T19:27:28Z")

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**HIPPO BIRDIES APES!** (And YAY for good Baby news!)

**HIPPO BIRDIES ACID LAMP!**

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/32 "2013-03-18T19:43:56Z")

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Blurfy Monday to all. **Happy birthday, Apes!**

Got in to work today, and it’s all tickets, all day. We were supposed to move someone, but her desk attacked her, so that’s delayed. My whiny baby guy who couldn’t get a powerstrip of his own and wouldn’t help me move his desk actually did both, so I got to close his ticket. But now I get to bring him another monitor.

Our offshore contractors are so far short on their service level agreements, they’re trying to manufacture IT tickets to get them off the hook. It is so not working, but it is leaving us with a lot of work, because we have to investigate each reported issue before we can close the ticket out.

What else? Weather in north Texas is changeable but has gone back to blue skies and friendly temperatures. We didn’t quite make 80 degrees, but I really, really want to spend some time outdoors.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/33 "2013-03-18T20:00:20Z")

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Howdy from da cave. Irk is over and soon grillin’ and chillin’ will commence. Well, preparations for it anyways as I shall head over to the church house shortly to do stuff. The good thing about that is, one can enjoy a beerverage whilst preppin’. 😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/34 "2013-03-18T20:35:07Z")

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Happy Birthday Apes & Acid Lamp!

Sleet, freezing rain, sleet -------- I’m getting too old for this crap.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/35 "2013-03-18T20:48:16Z")

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We made our grocery stop and now we’re home. I need to do something about making supper, but I’m not too motivated. Much knitting will ensue tonight. And with luck, the rain will end tomorrow…

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/36 "2013-03-18T21:04:01Z")

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Darn it about to have to kick on the AC 83f/23c in the house. It usually waits another month before the ugly heat kicks in. Measured the pavement with my scanning thermometer 97f/36c. We are also just about at drought conditions. Shite, it is not even spring yet.

I am going to ride my bicycle to the bar and call this day done

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/37 "2013-03-18T21:57:19Z")

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Happy Birthday **Apes** and **Acid Lamp**!

Kind of having a blurfy day here. I subbed today and it was mostly boring. Now I’m just trying to get some homework done that’s due tomorrow. But I’m kinda concerned right now about Dave’s son because he posted on fb this morning that his mom had to be taken to the hospital. I sent him a message to let him know I was thinking about him and would be happy to help but he hasn’t posted anything since midmorning about how she’s doing. This kid does not need another bad thing happening to his family. ☹

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/38 "2013-03-18T22:18:15Z")

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Suppah was good - steamed shrimp and lots o’veggies. Time to knit.

It would also be a good time for the Chocolate Fairy to appear. _\<hint hint\>_

😃

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/39 "2013-03-18T22:44:26Z")

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Do we have a theme for this week yet other than “Happy Birthday”?

Found out this morning that the horn in my car works. Good to know!

Dreamt last night that my kitchen was getting overrun by ants and got up to find out that it wasn’t. Since I live life in the fast lane, I proceeded to head off to irk without washing all the dishes. Take that, superstition!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-somebodys-gotta-do-the-mmp/653241/40 "2013-03-18T23:08:59Z")

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> [@The Really Bad Cookies and Other Stuff MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/428):
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> I do not mump as a general rule, but would not object to being nicked.

I always called [her](http://www.rebelshaven.com/VersCorner/research/illyria/Illyria003.jpg) Blue Girl Group.

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