# Well, You See, We Poisoned the Environment Because...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559 "2008-02-28T21:42:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/1 "2008-02-28T21:42:32Z")

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…[the front fell off the tanker](http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html) .

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/2 "2008-02-28T21:46:00Z")

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Please pleaseplease tell me this is some kind of spoof?

I mean, what was this guy doing giving an interview about the safety of the boats that he wasn’t able to answer basic questions?

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/3 "2008-02-28T21:53:07Z")

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Is this referencing a news story?

It’s bloody hilarious, anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/4 "2008-02-28T22:09:53Z")

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[All shall be revealed.](http://blogs.kitsapsun.com/kitsap/waterways/archive/2008/01/why_did_the_front_fall_off.html) Yes, it’s a spoof (well, doh), by comedians [Clarke and Dawe](http://www.mrjohnclarke.com/index.php?page=CD). If references the 1991 [Kirki incident](http://www.amsa.gov.au/Marine_Environment_Protection/Major_Oil_Spills_in_Australia/Kirki/index.asp), where, well, the front fell off an oil tanker.

Now, could everyone - and yes, by that I mean the rest of the Internet as well (Snopes! Over there in the corner! I’m looking at you!) - please stop posting this and asking if it’s real interview already? Thank you. Cripes

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/5 "2008-02-28T22:23:58Z")

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You know, I am always stunned when I discover some new silly YouTube video. Someone linked [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw) yesterday, and I still replay it six times in a row.

I should just surrender, I will never see all of the interwebs.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/6 "2008-02-28T23:08:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Peak Banana]  
[All shall be revealed.](http://blogs.kitsapsun.com/kitsap/waterways/archive/2008/01/why_did_the_front_fall_off.html) Yes, it’s a spoof (well, doh), by comedians [Clarke and Dawe](http://www.mrjohnclarke.com/index.php?page=CD). If references the 1991 [Kirki incident](http://www.amsa.gov.au/Marine_Environment_Protection/Major_Oil_Spills_in_Australia/Kirki/index.asp), where, well, the front fell off an oil tanker.

Now, could everyone - and yes, by that I mean the rest of the Internet as well (Snopes! Over there in the corner! I’m looking at you!) - please stop posting this and asking if it’s real interview already? Thank you. Cripes  
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I was looking around the Internets earlier looking to see if it was a spoof. Glad you brought that up.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/7 "2008-02-29T01:10:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Peak Banana]  
[All shall be revealed.](http://blogs.kitsapsun.com/kitsap/waterways/archive/2008/01/why_did_the_front_fall_off.html) Yes, it’s a spoof (well, doh), by comedians [Clarke and Dawe](http://www.mrjohnclarke.com/index.php?page=CD). If references the 1991 [Kirki incident](http://www.amsa.gov.au/Marine_Environment_Protection/Major_Oil_Spills_in_Australia/Kirki/index.asp), where, well, the front fell off an oil tanker.  
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To be fair, that is pretty unusual.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well-you-see-we-poisoned-the-environment-because/439559/8 "2008-02-29T02:44:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
To be fair, that is pretty unusual.  
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Well, the front’s not supposed to fall off, for a start.

As I do every time this link is posted, let me recommend _The Games_, a mockumentary series starring these two (and Gina Riley) about the organizing of the Sydney Olympics. One of the funniest TV shows, ever.
