# Well... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303 "2003-01-13T15:21:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/241 "2003-01-16T03:07:10Z")
Fork You, and the Whore you rode in on. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/242 "2003-01-16T03:09:00Z")
Thank you… I have some cake and needed a fork. [sub]::cleans blood off the fork with whore’s dress::[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/243 "2003-01-16T03:11:47Z")
Fork off!!! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/244 "2003-01-16T03:12:13Z")
I guess the balloting is over for most bizarre turnaround in a thread since I don’t know when, eh? :: eating pieces of toasted, bloody whore:: ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/245 "2003-01-16T03:28:21Z")
Not yet Jarbabyj, nobody has mentioned ferrets drinking fermented bong water to go with their forked and toasted whore. There, I think that has finished the job. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/246 "2003-01-16T03:32:27Z")
In my three years here, I’ve _NEVER_ laughed so hard! ::wipes away tears:: Tears, people, TEARS! Running down my face! Stop it. Whoooooo. Whoooo. Whoo. I’m okay now, really. Next on Fox, “When whores attack…with cake…and the most shocking rose ceremony…ever.” ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/247 "2003-01-16T03:35:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Duck > > Again, you’re right and I’m wrong. God go with you. \*\* **Libertarian** , you don’t know me from a hole in the wall but I feel compelled to tell you that that was the single classiest thing that I have read on this or any other message board. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/248 "2003-01-16T03:41:38Z")
Babies, take a bow. Y’all are all class acts…else I wouldn’t hang here. All of ya! [sub]Only time I felt safe enough to talk here![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/249 "2003-01-16T04:20:50Z")
As the sun joined the earth in the distant horizon, so too did the toasted bloody whore’s remains meet the ground beneath her. But her passing did not go for naught, for in death as in life, her joyous laughter could be heard far and wide. Despite being considered by some the lowest of the low and treated miserably, her true beauty lay within her. And those fortunate enough to get even a passing glimpse of it, realized that virtue spares no one. Off they went in separate directions – yet they had never been so close. All thanks to a toasted, bloody, whore. I’ll take my fork back now. I’m kinky that way. And please, will someone take care of the empty coffee cups? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/250 "2003-01-16T04:33:14Z")
[sub]::waving white flag::[/sub] Anybody here? HERE… here… [sup][sub]here…[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/251 "2003-01-16T04:34:07Z")
Hey, don’t take my coffee cup 'til I finish my cake! Mmmmm . . . cake at the toasted whore wake. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/252 "2003-01-16T04:41:57Z")
I get the frosting nipples! ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/253 "2003-01-16T06:50:10Z")
Can’t you folks just let the dreaded dead attention whore lie in pieces? ::Looks around, Kicks attention whore, cuts off her ear and a pinky, runs like the dickens:: ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/254 "2003-01-16T06:56:58Z")
Frosting nipples? What? I am glad I missed all that went on before as it was going on. I would have not enjoyed it at all. I just want to be here for the party. Hey everyone. Did I announce anywhere else—I got a new PC? It will arrive in a few days. Yes, it’s true. My first love is still Mac, of course. Mac OS X is the bomb, my G4 is sublime, and all that. But since I pride myself in being “cross platform”, and since my old PC was long in tooth (4 years! And it beeped and froze at inopportune times!) I decided it was time to get a new one. I got it cheap, too. an 1800 MHz XP Athlon, 512 megs RAM, 60 GB 7200 prm HDD, USB 2.0 PCI card, CD-ROM _and_ CD-RW (!!!) and ethernet. I am so… **STOKED!!!** STOKED!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/255 "2003-01-16T08:03:28Z")
Jealous, **yosemitebabe** , jealous… ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/256 "2003-01-16T08:04:30Z")
Damn - printed while I was still looking for a green jealousy smiley. Is there one? ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/257 "2003-01-16T13:22:32Z")
I go away for 12 hours, come back, and this thread _is still open_?!?!?! The discussion came to a nice resolution and there was a sublime and polite request to lock the thread. Nothing. There was an incredible hijack into killer whores and forks and frosting nipples. Nothing. I wonder what it’ll take… (I need more coffee before I can think of something outrageous enough). ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/258 "2003-01-16T14:05:05Z")
Well, I could always try this: Women of the 1980s will have robots to do their ironing. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/259 "2003-01-16T14:09:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thylacine \* > Not yet Jarbabyj, nobody has mentioned ferrets drinking fermented bong water to go with their forked and toasted whore. Ferrets? Damn it, are they into the bong water and whores again!? Come on, off with you guys… _makes shooing motions with her hands_ ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/260 "2003-01-16T14:15:20Z")
Or I could try this… \<\< _begins picking up coffee cups_ \>\> “Um, are you done with that? [pointing]…” \<\< \*posters begin to flee thread \* \>\> P.S. Lib, Haj is right, that was the single classiest thing I’ve ever heard on these boards, too. 🙂 Now, if all you people would just LEAVE, I could get out the vacuum cleaner… Har. 😃 best thread-killer EVER [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303.md?page=14)