# Well... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303 "2003-01-13T15:21:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/261 "2003-01-16T14:17:03Z")
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the frosted nipples. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/262 "2003-01-16T14:35:39Z")
That reminds me of the bloody whore. She could vacuum up a storm – simply legendary vacuuming skills. OTOH, she couldn’t iron worth a nickel, thus her career choice. R.I.P. Bloody Whore. ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/263 "2003-01-16T14:36:02Z")
Does that vacuum cleaner pick up ferret hair? uh, not that I’m asking for personal reasons…yeah, that’s the ticket…its for my beautiful wife - Morgan Fairchild…yeah… ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/264 "2003-01-16T15:46:08Z")
[heard from offstage] “But…But…I wanna bitch some more!” \ “Oh, all right” [/heard from offstage] \ _If we’re happy and we know it close the thread, If we’re happy and we know it close the thread, If we’re happy and we know it, close the thread before we blow it If we’re happy and we know it close the thread_ -lv ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/265 "2003-01-16T16:02:41Z")
Hey, would somebody tell me where I can buy some illegal drugs? Also, I’m wondering where I can find a really good file-sharing program so I can get free music. And how should I dispose of he bloody fork I used to murder the attention whore? [sub]That oughta do it.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/266 "2003-01-16T16:05:39Z")
please. I know this is annoying, but just one last thing. DDG, did you see my post? Can we move on from here, starting new, or are you just letting Lib off the hook? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/267 "2003-01-16T16:07:37Z")
Did anyone catch that attention whore’s last word? I think it ended in “… **gry** ” ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/268 "2003-01-16T16:31:18Z")
Did you happen to find my missing dollar under one of those coffee cups? Haj ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/269 "2003-01-16T16:33:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > **Now, if all you people would just LEAVE, I could get out the vacuum cleaner…** But isn’t that [Board Owners] job to clean the place up? Ok ok! I’m going! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/270 "2003-01-16T16:34:21Z")
So, why do we park our coffee cups on a driveway and drive our coffee cups on a parkway? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/271 "2003-01-16T16:39:43Z")
As long as we are having a love-in: Lib, despite our occasional disagreements, I value your perspective. I may not agree, I may become exasperated, but you have to trust that my disagreement does not equate to dislike. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/272 "2003-01-16T16:43:32Z")
Is it dead yet? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/273 "2003-01-16T16:44:02Z")
Thanks for letting me know that, Waverly! 🙂 It means a lot to me. And thanks to Haj and Duck as well. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/274 "2003-01-16T16:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mtgman \* > \*\*Is it dead yet? \*\* No. No one has yet posted a link on how Sudanese slaves can set up a proxy server. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/275 "2003-01-16T16:50:17Z")
What kind of turdburglar would someone have to be to do that? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/276 "2003-01-16T16:51:03Z")
I don’t know how to do it, **Lib** , but here’s what happens when I [google](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=sudan+slaves+%22proxy+server%22) it. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/277 "2003-01-16T16:54:06Z")
Ah, that answers my question. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/278 "2003-01-16T16:58:05Z")
How a bout a proxy server, with pirated software, selling “how-to” videos that feature nude playmates teaching the basics of setting up your own crack lab? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/279 "2003-01-16T16:59:47Z")
While trading mp3s, of course. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303/280 "2003-01-16T17:26:56Z")
Thread closed at request of the OP. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/well/148303.md?page=13)