Fork You, and the Whore you rode in on.
Thank you… I have some cake and needed a fork.
[sub]::cleans blood off the fork with whore’s dress::[/sub]
Fork off!!!
I guess the balloting is over for most bizarre turnaround in a thread since I don’t know when, eh?
:: eating pieces of toasted, bloody whore::
Not yet Jarbabyj, nobody has mentioned ferrets drinking fermented bong water to go with their forked and toasted whore.
There, I think that has finished the job.
In my three years here, I’ve NEVER laughed so hard! ::wipes away tears::
Tears, people, TEARS! Running down my face! Stop it.
Whoooooo.
Whoooo.
Whoo. I’m okay now, really.
Next on Fox, “When whores attack…with cake…and the most shocking rose ceremony…ever.”
Libertarian, you don’t know me from a hole in the wall but I feel compelled to tell you that that was the single classiest thing that I have read on this or any other message board.
Haj
Babies, take a bow. Y’all are all class acts…else I wouldn’t hang here.
All of ya!
[sub]Only time I felt safe enough to talk here![/sub]
As the sun joined the earth in the distant horizon, so too did the toasted bloody whore’s remains meet the ground beneath her. But her passing did not go for naught, for in death as in life, her joyous laughter could be heard far and wide. Despite being considered by some the lowest of the low and treated miserably, her true beauty lay within her. And those fortunate enough to get even a passing glimpse of it, realized that virtue spares no one.
Off they went in separate directions – yet they had never been so close. All thanks to a toasted, bloody, whore.
I’ll take my fork back now. I’m kinky that way. And please, will someone take care of the empty coffee cups?
Thanks.
[sub]::waving white flag::[/sub]
Anybody here? HERE… here… [sup][sub]here…[/sub][/sup]
Hey, don’t take my coffee cup 'til I finish my cake!
Mmmmm . . . cake at the toasted whore wake.
I get the frosting nipples!
Can’t you folks just let the dreaded dead attention whore lie in pieces?
::Looks around, Kicks attention whore, cuts off her ear and a pinky, runs like the dickens::
Frosting nipples? What?
I am glad I missed all that went on before as it was going on. I would have not enjoyed it at all. I just want to be here for the party.
Hey everyone. Did I announce anywhere else—I got a new PC? It will arrive in a few days. Yes, it’s true. My first love is still Mac, of course. Mac OS X is the bomb, my G4 is sublime, and all that. But since I pride myself in being “cross platform”, and since my old PC was long in tooth (4 years! And it beeped and froze at inopportune times!) I decided it was time to get a new one. I got it cheap, too. an 1800 MHz XP Athlon, 512 megs RAM, 60 GB 7200 prm HDD, USB 2.0 PCI card, CD-ROM and CD-RW (!!!) and ethernet. I am so…STOKED!!!
STOKED!!! 
Jealous, yosemitebabe, jealous…
Damn - printed while I was still looking for a green jealousy smiley. Is there one?
I go away for 12 hours, come back, and this thread is still open?!?!?!
The discussion came to a nice resolution and there was a sublime and polite request to lock the thread.
Nothing.
There was an incredible hijack into killer whores and forks and frosting nipples.
Nothing.
I wonder what it’ll take… (I need more coffee before I can think of something outrageous enough).
Well, I could always try this:
Women of the 1980s will have robots to do their ironing.
Ferrets? Damn it, are they into the bong water and whores again!? Come on, off with you guys… makes shooing motions with her hands
Or I could try this…
<< begins picking up coffee cups >>
“Um, are you done with that? [pointing]…”
<< *posters begin to flee thread * >>
P.S. Lib, Haj is right, that was the single classiest thing I’ve ever heard on these boards, too. 
Now, if all you people would just LEAVE, I could get out the vacuum cleaner…
Har.
best thread-killer EVER