# Welp, looks like I'm going to jail **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316 "2017-10-19T20:02:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/41 "2017-10-22T04:12:24Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Quote from the webpage: “One linguist went so far as to say that anyone who didn’t know what welp meant was probably an alien.” 😃 Just because it’s perfectly cromulant, doesn’t mean I have to like it. > [@AK84](#): > > Here is a what an actual [Punjab Tax notice look](http://i.dawn.com/primary/2015/09/55e8b3dd65ae3.png?r=1372366683)s like, for the record.😃 Only on The Dope, Folks! 😃 Learn something new every day, like it or not! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/42 "2017-10-22T04:38:27Z")
Is this white collar Club Med jail, or federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/43 "2017-10-22T04:53:01Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Is this white collar Club Med jail, or federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail? You’ve lead a trite and meaningless life. And you’re a very bad person. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/44 "2017-10-22T04:56:31Z")
Did you make it through the day without getting picked up by the coppers? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/45 "2017-10-22T05:04:42Z")
He is not posting, oh shit! ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/46 "2017-10-22T05:09:26Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It appears that Sumaira Umbreen is a good deal more literate than the Punjabis who write tax notices to Americans, at least, tax notices regarding situations where Amazon gift cards are acceptable forms of payment but checks are not. Although I must say that I’m shocked that there are tax cheats in the Punjab, known for its upstanding businesses like the telemarketers who call me while I’m trying to have dinner, offering duck cleaning services. They regard with cheerful disdain the facts that (a) I am on the do-not-call list and do not wish to hear from Punjabi telemarketers, and (b) I have no dirty ducks. In fact, no ducks at all. Hey, PM me for my number and you can make an agreement that they’ll stop calling you if you pass it on to them. Not only will that get them off your back but, since I make dinners late and my wife’s been asking me to treat her to Peking Duck… –G! That would be so slick! Like water off a duct’s back! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/47 "2017-10-22T07:00:17Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I’m trying to dredge up and old “joke” my grandpa used to say about a viaduct (pronounced why-a-duck), but can’t dredge it up this early in the morning. [Groucho and Chico in “The Cocoanuts”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3hjo7V7TPs&app=desktop) ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/48 "2017-10-22T07:20:31Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He is not posting, oh shit! Been playing cards all day, hiding from the man. I did get a repeat call but nothing else. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316/49 "2017-10-22T10:38:41Z")
If I got one of these calls, I’d simply bribe my way out of it. Using the money I’m getting from a Nigerian Banker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welp-looks-like-im-going-to-jail/799316.md?page=2)