# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? \[MONTY PYTHON\]

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 31, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188 "2005-05-31T06:49:36Z")
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### Author: ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/1 "2005-05-31T06:49:36Z")

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Ja! …Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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### Author: ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/2 "2005-05-31T08:25:38Z")

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Bwa-hah-hah-ha-URK!

…thud.

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/3 "2005-05-31T08:31:30Z")

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Zwei Peanuts vas valking along die Strasse. Van Peanut vas assaulted… peanut.

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### Author: ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/4 "2005-05-31T08:32:43Z")

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Er, can we get an English translation up in this beeeyotch?

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/5 "2005-05-31T08:34:55Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Er, can we get an English translation up in this beeeyotch?

It’d kill you.

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### Author: ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/6 "2005-05-31T08:35:31Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Er, can we get an English translation up in this beeeyotch?

Only if you want to die laughing.

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### Author: ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/7 "2005-05-31T08:42:54Z")

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Oh… is that the secret-weapon joke from Monty Python?

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/8 "2005-05-31T08:51:38Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Oh… is that the secret-weapon joke from Monty Python?

Give the man his teddy bear!

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### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/9 "2005-05-31T09:02:12Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Er, can we get an English translation up in this beeeyotch?

“If is the now-piece git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Bavarian dog that or the pinball wood gersput!”

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### Author: ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/10 "2005-05-31T09:05:13Z")

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Strangely enough, the English translation has me laughing. Thanks **Bear**.

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### Author: ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/11 "2005-05-31T09:06:40Z")

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My dog has no nose!

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/12 "2005-05-31T09:07:07Z")

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How does he smell?

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### Author: ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/13 "2005-05-31T09:07:51Z")

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Horrible. Hasn’t been bathed in weeks.

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### Author: ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/14 "2005-05-31T09:51:45Z")

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> [@Priceguy](#):
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> Give the man his teddy bear!

But what if he’d rather have a blow on the head?

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/15 "2005-05-31T10:18:10Z")

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> [@Dijon Warlock](#):
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> But what if he’d rather have a blow on the head?

Or a dagger up the clitoris.

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### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/16 "2005-05-31T12:03:53Z")

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> [@Priceguy](#):
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> Or a dagger up the clitoris.

Or the entire Norwich city council?

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### Author: ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/17 "2005-05-31T13:16:41Z")

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**Muad’Dib** , there is a time, a place and a technique for quoting Monty Python. You have mastered these.

Thanks, you’ve made my day.

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### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/18 "2005-05-31T13:22:02Z")

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Look, it’s people like you, what cause unrest.

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### Author: ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/19 "2005-05-31T14:20:36Z")

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LEFT!  
LEFT!  
LEFT a wife and SEVenteen children in  
STARVing condition with NOTHing but gingerbread LEFT  
LEFT!  
LEFT a wife and SEVenteen children—

(An earlier version of the same concept, in Henry Kuttner’s “Nothing But Gingerbread Left.”)

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### Author: ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/20 "2005-05-31T14:39:01Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> Only if you want to die laughing.

Perhaps each word can be translated by different people, for greater safety (working in Joke-proof conditions, of course).

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