# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? \[MONTY PYTHON\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 31, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188 "2005-05-31T06:49:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/21 "2005-05-31T14:39:35Z")

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Ow! \*&^%! I’m wounded!

[sub]But then I only had one year of high-school German…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/22 "2005-05-31T15:16:30Z")

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And now for something completely different…

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/23 "2005-05-31T15:22:39Z")

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A man with 3 buttocks…

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**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/24 "2005-05-31T16:03:08Z")

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For some reason, I’ve been sitting here cracking up over the peanut joke for fifteen minutes.

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**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/25 "2005-05-31T16:07:54Z")

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I would tax the nude in my bed.

No, not tax, what’s the word…welcome!

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/26 "2005-05-31T17:08:00Z")

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I would tax…  
Holiday snaps!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/27 "2005-05-31T17:08:47Z")

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And now for something completely different…

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/28 "2005-05-31T17:10:42Z")

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Stop, stop! This is silleh!

But -

Silleh!

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/29 "2005-05-31T17:12:21Z")

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Right, then! Sergeant-Major, marching up and down the square!

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/30 "2005-05-31T17:31:33Z")

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> **[The Lumberjack Song!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=139717)**
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> Lets all sing along! I’m a Lumberjack and I’m O-K! I sleep all night, and I work all day…

And now…

…#1…

The Larch.

_The…LARCH._

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**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/31 "2005-05-31T17:34:53Z")

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Rule #6: There is NOOOOOOOOOO… rule six.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/32 "2005-05-31T18:30:36Z")

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> [@wheelie](#):
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> I would tax the nude in my bed.

I’ve a feeling she’d tax me.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/33 "2005-05-31T20:45:56Z")

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I would tax all people who stand in water …

WOO!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/34 "2005-05-31T20:54:58Z")

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I would tax all foreigners living abroad!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/35 "2005-05-31T20:56:14Z")

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Oh, and I managed to mess that up. How sad.

I _think we should_ tax all foreigners living abroad.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/36 "2005-05-31T21:28:47Z")

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Been shopping then?

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/37 "2005-05-31T21:30:42Z")

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I’m all worn out. Been shopping for nine hours.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/38 "2005-05-31T21:47:55Z")

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Well, what’d you buy then?

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/39 "2005-05-31T22:10:13Z")

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A Piston Engine…

ALBATROSS!!

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/40 "2005-05-31T23:15:34Z")

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> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#):
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> Well, what’d you buy then?

I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition…

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