# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? \[MONTY PYTHON\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188 "2005-05-31T06:49:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/41 "2005-06-01T00:04:54Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition… _Nobody_ expects the Spanish inquisition! But what if he’s got a pointed stick? ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/42 "2005-06-01T00:05:21Z")
Noooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is Surprise! Surprise and Fear. Fear and surprise. Our **two** , two weapons are fear and surprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Three weapons. Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and a ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, and surprise, and… I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/43 "2005-06-01T00:08:04Z")
I bet you they won’t read this thread on the radio… ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/44 "2005-06-01T00:30:14Z")
Especially if they’re pining for the fjords. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/45 "2005-06-01T00:34:23Z")
Look, I came in here for an argument! ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/46 "2005-06-01T00:39:48Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > _Nobody_ expects the Spanish inquisition! Damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/47 "2005-06-01T00:40:42Z")
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/48 "2005-06-01T01:03:09Z")
I would tax…[Raquel Welch](http://www.celebrities.pl/raquel_welch/raquel1.jpg). I’ve a feeling she’d tax me. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/49 "2005-06-01T01:39:38Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/50 "2005-06-01T02:16:38Z")
Doctor, my brain hurts! No, the brain in my head! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/51 "2005-06-01T10:40:37Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > Well, what’d you buy then? Nothing. Complete waste of time. It’ll be worse when we join the common market. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/52 "2005-06-01T12:27:45Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > A Piston Engine… Well what’d you buy that for? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/53 "2005-06-01T13:23:35Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > Well what’d you buy that for? Ooh, it was a bargain! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/54 "2005-06-01T13:27:22Z")
Look at what I accidently bought! Envy me! ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/55 "2005-06-01T14:18:10Z")
If this thread lays an egg, It would fall down the back of the television… We’ll have to watch that… Unless it’s a male… Look’s rather Butch… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/56 "2005-06-01T16:08:03Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > Ooh, it was a bargain! How do you cook it? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/57 "2005-06-01T21:47:36Z")
Hey, who changed the thread title? It is not as funny that way. ☹ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/58 "2005-06-01T22:02:55Z")
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANI … Oh bugger! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/59 "2005-06-02T05:46:50Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > How do you cook it? You don’t cook it! ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188/60 "2005-06-02T05:53:43Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > You don’t cook it! WEll…You can’t eat that raw can you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wenn-ist-das-nunstruck-git-und-slotermeyer-monty-python/306188.md?page=4)