# Went to dentist - got a boob job on my head

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814 "2002-09-27T03:17:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814/21 "2002-09-27T18:06:46Z")

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Hehe… this thread makes me giggle.

I unfortunately can’t be so lucky.

The guy who cuts my hair is a huge lumbering troll of a man.

He also rests his penis on my shoulder when he cuts my hair. I don’t think it’s intentional or whatever, it’s just right there in that spot.

[Joey]  
What?! That’s the way they do pants!!  
[/Joey]

Seriously, I “do” think it’s just the way he cuts hair.

At least I hope so… it’s also a really really big penis.

\<sigh\> No titties for me…

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814/22 "2002-09-27T18:12:48Z")

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Oh, god, tell me I wasn’t the only one wondering how on earth one could go into the dentists office for a teeth cleaning and end-up _with a silicone implant on his head!_

:eek:

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**Author:** ![DeepPurple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@DeepPurple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeepPurple)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814/23 "2002-09-27T19:38:53Z")

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Ace, I’m right there with you. I actually was thinking this was going to be a huge pimple story of some kind.

I once had a really handsome male nurse squeeze my arm between his arm & his torso while taking my blood pressure. I really was worried my pressure was gonna show my interest…  
I later told my doctor about it during my follow-up visit, he asked about how I was treated at the hospital. He was a really cool doctor, he could actually say I don’t know when the situation called for it & he had a picture of Cybil Sheperd on his desk as if she were his wife.

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814/24 "2002-09-27T20:36:25Z")

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I’ve had this happened to me a lot when I used to go to an orthodontist. I guess you could say it was one of the ‘perks’ 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/went-to-dentist-got-a-boob-job-on-my-head/129814/25 "2002-09-27T21:02:44Z")

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I had it happen when I was a freshman in high school, in drafting class, from a teacher. No, having her boobs on my arm didn’t do anything for me.

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