Screw canned goods and tickets…I’ll offer straight up money for sex!
Wait a second…
I wonder if bartering for sex is legal?
Would a prostitute be allowed to ‘trade’ sex for ‘things’?
Ask that slut, Mrs. Butterworth.
Not a chance, that lady creeps me out. I hear she’s been hangin’ out with the Jolly Green Giant.
What would Sprout say?
Is there a new revival?
I saw the '97 Candide at the Gershwin Theatre, where Wicked is running now.
Enjoy your show!
Well just you listen here bitches !
You want to use me for degraded,obscene sex its going to cost you …miniscule time!
Quite a coincidence really.
You pay for what you get.