# Were all four of Liza Minnelli's husbands gay?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 20, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216 "2003-12-20T22:16:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/41 "2003-12-23T15:39:56Z")

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From your mouth to God’s ear, **Otto**.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/42 "2003-12-23T18:17:49Z")

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Eh…I love 'er. So what if she’s nearly as screwed up as her mother and marries gay men! Yes, her light has dimmed, but she was one helluva singer (and actress!) and she looks pretty good since she took off the weight and started working out.(walks away singing…“what good - is sitting - alone in your room…come hear the music play…”)

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/43 "2003-12-23T23:11:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> **I meant her middle-aged niche**

I would rather not think about Liza’s middle-aged niche, thank you. 😉

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/44 "2003-12-23T23:21:14Z")

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There’s only one logical explanation:

Liza Minnelli’s a _man_, baby!

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/45 "2003-12-24T02:40:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
> \*\*And she will be hailed as an underappreciated genius and the debacles of her past will be forgiven as America (and by “America” I mean of course “New York theatre-goers”) will gather her to its collective bosom and tell her that it loves her. \*\*

Liza Minelli clutched to my bosom is not something I want to think about. Eek!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/46 "2003-12-24T03:12:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 11811 \*  
> \*\*Liza Minelli clutched to my bosom is not something I want to think about. Eek! \*\*

David Gest wasn’t too thrilled about it either, apparently…

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**Author:** ![Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moo_the_Magic_Cow)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-four-of-liza-minnellis-husbands-gay/220216/47 "2003-12-24T05:46:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Green Feather \*  
> \*\*Is she attracted to gay men or is she just clueless? \*\*

Maybe it’s just that gay men love her so much they’ll pretend to be straight.

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