# We're all going to Mars.  You get to bring one book.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 9, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573 "2010-12-09T20:05:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/61 "2010-12-14T02:03:41Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> In case it wasn’t clear, I would pick the Almanac regardless of if we could share or not.

The OP specifically states that we are sharing.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/62 "2010-12-14T02:14:59Z")

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_1,000 Places to See Before You Die_ . . . or something similar, but with lots of pictures. I figure some of us will be getting homesick.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/63 "2010-12-14T04:21:31Z")

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The Art of War by Sun Tzu. I’ve always wanted to get through it, and if we have to get into a war sometime it should be useful.

Less practical: Book of knitting and enough supplies to keep me from going squirrelly.

(You’re asking the woman who brings four books on a four hour flight because she’ll have finished them all before the plane lands to pick just ONE book for a months-long trip not to mention however long we’re stuck there?)

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/64 "2010-12-14T04:44:32Z")

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> [@lizardling](#):
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> The Art of War by Sun Tzu. I’ve always wanted to get through it, and if we have to get into a war sometime it should be useful.

Darn it! That was my choice…

I might bring either _The Iliad_ or _The Odyssey_…whichever one Pushkin leaves behind.

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**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/65 "2010-12-14T05:54:02Z")

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I’m bringing _Jitterbug Perfume_ by Tom Robbins. That being said, those of you with \*Catch 22 \*and _A Hundred Years of Solitude_, I’d like to trade sooner or later.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/66 "2010-12-14T06:13:37Z")

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Glad to hear all these great books. Do stop by the used bookshop i’m setting up, on the eastern edge of Mare Icarium.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/67 "2010-12-14T06:28:59Z")

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Toni Morrison’s _Paradise_. Just to remind us how screwed up people can be.

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**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/68 "2010-12-14T13:52:59Z")

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My problem is, some of my favorite books are short: _ **Dandelion Wine, The Dharma Bums, Pump House Gang, The Demolished Man…** _

How soon do we leave? I need some research time.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/69 "2010-12-14T15:25:35Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> To paraphrase Hawkeye Pierce: I’ll bring a complete unabidge dictionary, because all the other books are in it.

And if it’s in hardcover, you can use it to bludgeon anyone reading ‘Finnegan’s Wake’ out loud.

My pick: The Zombie Survival Guide. We don’t know if there’s microbes on Mars that can re-animate the dead, but better safe than sorry, that’s my motto.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-going-to-mars-you-get-to-bring-one-book/563573/70 "2010-12-14T20:03:02Z")

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I will tote Gone With The Wind, and I want to sit between **pancakes3** and **fuzzypickles**.

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