# We're All Here. Now What? (Basic Tutorial)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081 "2020-06-22T03:28:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Showing post:** 6

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081/6 "2020-06-22T03:42:10Z")

</div>

The Kill It! Kill It With Fire! section:

Fuckin’ Discobot…

`@discobot display help`

Basically just lists the stuff I’ve put here.

`@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}`

The two tutorials are tutorial and advanced tutorial. They keep changing the names, though, so check with Discobot if it the tutorial won’t start.

`@discobot roll 2d6`

Just like D&D. Number of dice, a lowercase d, size of the die. So 2d6 rolls two six-sided dice. The result will be something like:

> 🎲 3, 6

`@discobot quote`

Gives an inspirational quote.

`@discobot fortune`

Tells your fortune. Like a magic 8 ball.

Those are the things Discobot can do. But it probably shouldn’t. Not in public. Any reply box, whether in a thread or in a PM, will summon the beast if you even mention him.

---

_[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081)._