# We're, all of us, superfans of Babymetal, yes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 20, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397 "2015-01-20T18:17:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eddie\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/22d042/32.png) [@Eddie\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eddie_F)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/1 "2015-01-20T18:17:30Z")

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I mean, [how in the _heck_ could the discerning listener _not_ be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY)?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/2 "2015-01-20T18:30:08Z")

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Never heard of him.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/3 "2015-01-20T18:35:45Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Never heard of him.

Same here. But thanks for the link, I need more exposure to pop culture. Interesting music. Not my cup of tea, but there seem to be real talent there.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/4 "2015-01-20T18:39:45Z")

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I can never really be sure if the Japanese are making fun of us or not.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/5 "2015-01-20T18:40:46Z")

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Sorry, is there a reason we’re using the singular masculine to refer to a band fronted by 3 japanese female teenagers?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/6 "2015-01-20T18:42:12Z")

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I’m disappointed. I thought it was going to be actual babies.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/7 "2015-01-20T18:45:06Z")

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90 seconds in, I was hoping to be Rickrolled.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/8 "2015-01-20T18:48:02Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> I can never really be sure if the Japanese are making fun of us or not.

I feel the same way. If the fans are sincere it is in the very least incredibly unusual.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/9 "2015-01-20T18:50:07Z")

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I never heard of them, but I just watched the video and in answer to your question I can safely say no.

I’m sure that lots of kids like it, and that the young guys like the cute girls, but it’s forgettable generic idol J-pop with metal pretensions.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/10 "2015-01-20T18:52:56Z")

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That is hilarious - laying down a blanket of rapid-fire, double-kick metal so you can put cute girly-pop on top of it.

They ain’t Shonen Knife, that’s for sure 😉

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/11 "2015-01-20T18:53:13Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Sorry, is there a reason we’re using the singular masculine to refer to a band fronted by 3 japanese female teenagers?

Can’t view YouTube at work.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/12 "2015-01-20T19:12:56Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Sorry, is there a reason we’re using the singular masculine to refer to a band fronted by 3 japanese female teenagers?

Enough with the rigid gender roles, gramps!

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/13 "2015-01-20T19:18:57Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> I never heard of them, but I just watched the video and in answer to your question I can safely say no.
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> I’m sure that lots of kids like it, and that the young guys like the cute girls, but it’s forgettable generic idol J-pop with metal pretensions.

I should add that I’m slightly embarrassed that I’m at all familiar with terms like idol and J-pop. It’s just internet osmosis, I suppose. Spend enough time online and you soak up all kinds of unwanted crap.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/14 "2015-01-20T20:21:01Z")

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Just like porn, it was better with the sound off.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/15 "2015-01-20T20:50:17Z")

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First I was confused, then delighted, then curious, then a little thirsty.

I am not sure if I like like it but I am intrigued enough to find more.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/16 "2015-01-20T21:24:59Z")

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I like it. It took me a while to figure that out, though.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/17 "2015-01-20T23:31:15Z")

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For some reason I want to like it. I can’t say why, but I want to.

But I just don’t. It’s sounds like something done by someone who thinks they understand metal but don’t. Like a slick corporate engineered version of metal by someone following an algorithm or something. Then they took the results and threw in some cutesy j-pop and, for the cherry on top, used auto-tune for the vocals. I almost always _hate_ autotune.

It’s too fake and overproduced. There’s no heart to it. Are those girls even the ones singing?

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/18 "2015-01-21T00:58:53Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> For some reason I want to like it. I can’t say why, but I want to.
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> But I just don’t. It’s sounds like something done by someone who thinks they understand metal but don’t. Like a slick corporate engineered version of metal by someone following an algorithm or something. Then they took the results and threw in some cutesy j-pop and, for the cherry on top, used auto-tune for the vocals. I almost always _hate_ autotune.
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> It’s too fake and overproduced. There’s no heart to it. Are those girls even the ones singing?

To me you’ve described its charm to a T.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/19 "2015-01-21T01:12:11Z")

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Well that was a pretty bad song. You could have at least given us a [song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQsayrmMoU) This at least doesn’t sound like something someone threw together as a joke.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-of-us-superfans-of-babymetal-yes/710397/20 "2015-01-21T01:47:43Z")

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Youtubers React to Baby Metal

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PeARpcDimx4/hqdefault.jpg "YOUTUBERS REACT TO BABYMETAL") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeARpcDimx4)

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